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The Coolishness And The Guapo Birthday Foolishness

Today’s Music: Linus and Lucy
Hey, these people wrote some things, and these other people wrote some other things. But mostly, it’s Guapo’s Birthday today! So wish him a happy birthday, because he’s probably jumping out of an airplane or breaking the sound barrier or some other fucking dangerous thing today, and he’ll be in a cast afterwards…
And he can’t dance naked on the top of a bar if he’s in a cast! So, like, don’t do that unless you leave a hole for your junk, LL Cool G!
Last week, the poll was What Kind Of Undergarments Are Guapo’s Favorite?
Hellis: None
Ginger: None
Cheeky Diva: None
Sparklebumps: Elephant Trunk Underwear under Ballroom Jeans from Duluth Trading Company
Hotspur: Women’s underpants
PMAO: What are underpants for?
This week, you have a great poll.  A very large poll. One that you can see from space.

Hey! The ladies need a cool picture too!

Happy Birthday, El Guapo! Have a REALLY GREAT one!

Edward Hotspur

Here are some more Birthday posts for you, El Guapo!

Joe Hoover
3M (Red)
Hellis 1
Hellis 2
Cheeky Diva
Love and Lunchmeat
A Frank Angle
So many more…

47 comments on “The Coolishness And The Guapo Birthday Foolishness

  1. H.E. ELLIS
    December 6, 2012

    You know I had to go with Streisand.

    Happy Bday, Guap!

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  4. aFrankAngle
    December 6, 2012

    Good choice for Guapo’s birthday music … Happy Birthday Guapo!

    • Edward Hotspur
      December 6, 2012

      I knew I’d be putting that song as soon as this came up, and that it wouldn’t be the Vince Guaraldi version. Hope you like it, Guap!

  5. The Laundry Maid
    December 6, 2012

    So, disgusted not to see used condoms in a Vintage1982 Rainbow Brite wallet in the line up…. sigh.

  6. OldDogNewTits
    December 6, 2012

    I, too, went with Streisand. She complements your Romantic Mondays well so she should just stick around for the weekend. Great post, Mr. Hotspur.

    LL Cool G is fabulous, by the way. Feel free to help me pick another in my Happy Birthday, Guapo post … http://wp.me/p1LoLK-3fD

  7. philosophermouseofthehedge
    December 6, 2012

    Best rainbow yet. (And did the Happy Birthday for the Guapo – thanks for spreading the word)

  8. Red
    December 6, 2012

    Linus and Lucy! Bwahahaha! So cool post, Edward. Awesome.

    Happy birthday, Guapbow!

    • Edward Hotspur
      December 6, 2012

      Thanks. Haas he seen anything yet?

      • Red
        December 6, 2012

        Yes, he has been to about 10 of the blogs to comment so far. He got to those before he went to work. :) It is so awesome he has do many friends!

  9. Kari Barrett - MMR (@KBar3)
    December 6, 2012

    I’m totally digging the music. I know Guap will too!

  10. pouringmyartout
    December 6, 2012

    Come on people, how could you not vote for viagra and Thai hookers? What is wrong with you people?

  11. El Guapo
    December 6, 2012

    One of the greatest songs ever!!!
    One of the best posts ever!!!
    One of the most hyperbole-laden comments ever!!!!

    Seriously Hotspur. loved the whole damn thing! And I’m curious to know how Sparklebump’s answers were so…accurate…

    • Edward Hotspur
      December 6, 2012

      I am glad you liked it, since it was just a pale imitation of your Friday Foolishness post played for laughs. I knew as soon as this came to be that the song I picked would be an alternate Linus and Lucy. And I had to be careful not to accidentally respond about your birthday to you while we were doing Benzeknees. I mean, her birthday.

      Sparklebumps knows things. I think she took a stripper poll. Did you see those ballroom jeans?

  12. rebecca2000
    December 6, 2012

    So sweet!

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  14. Love and Lunchmeat
    December 6, 2012

    Are Turkish dollars like Mexican pesos? If so, sorry about that…

  15. GingerSnaap
    December 6, 2012

    I voted for YELLOW LEDERHOSEN! You would look sa-WEET in those!

    • Edward Hotspur
      December 6, 2012

      Okay! Then just buy me white lederhosen and lots of beer, and there you have it!

      • GingerSnaap
        December 6, 2012

        I don’t like white, I like YELLOW. Gheesh.

        • Edward Hotspur
          December 6, 2012

          Once I drink all the beer, I’m not taking off the lederhosen, and they’ll be yellow soon enough!

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  18. benzeknees
    December 6, 2012

    Great post! How did you like my gift idea? Since you’re the King of Romance – gotta have it!

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  20. Rachael Black
    December 8, 2012

    Great tribute! Hope El Guap gets everything he’s offered from your birthday pole buahahahaha

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