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Stewart In Topless Bikini Pic!

Kristen Stewart has gotten in a lot of trouble lately because she cheated on her boyfriend Rob Pattinson, of Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen fame.

And now, here’s the topless bikini pic of Stewart, as promised!

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53 comments on “Stewart In Topless Bikini Pic!

  1. Edward Hotspur
    August 10, 2012

    Come on sugar, let me know.

  2. H.E. ELLIS
    August 10, 2012

    BASTARD!!!!!
    Not that I wanted to actually see her, of course. ;)

    • Edward Hotspur
      August 10, 2012

      Wake up, Hellis – I think I got something to say to you.

    • Edward Hotspur
      August 10, 2012

      Oh yeah, I just heard that actress Reese – oh, forgot her last name – got stabbed with a knife on the way to her car last night.

      • H.E. ELLIS
        August 10, 2012

        Witherspoon?

        • Edward Hotspur
          August 10, 2012

          No, I’m pretty sure it was with a knife.

          HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

          • H.E. ELLIS
            August 10, 2012

            Yup. Walked right into that one.

          • Rachael Black
            August 10, 2012

            Niiiiice Edward!
            H.E…. Accidentally walked into her Withaknife….14 times

            • H.E. ELLIS
              August 10, 2012

              Et tu, Ms. Black?

            • Edward Hotspur
              August 10, 2012

              What the Hellis going on here? I accidentally poked her with a Rod.

              • H.E. ELLIS
                August 10, 2012

                I deserved it. All I did was wreck his bed and in the morning kicked him in the head.

                • Edward Hotspur
                  August 10, 2012

                  I wish I’d never seen your face. But I love ya anyway. I couldn’t leave you if I tried. You’ve got Bette Davis Eyes. (ha ha, remember when people would say they never saw Kim Carnes and Rod Stewart in the same place at the same time? Remember Juice Newton? Tanya Tucker? April Wine? No one else does.)

                  • H.E. ELLIS
                    August 10, 2012

                    I remember ROOT BOY SLIM and classic hits like BOOGIE TIL YOU PUKE and DARE TO BE FAT.

                    • Edward Hotspur
                      August 10, 2012

                      I’ve never been that drunk.

                    • Edward Hotspur
                      August 10, 2012

                      I remember Dare To Be Stupid, by Weird Al.

                    • H.E. ELLIS
                      August 10, 2012

                      I’ve told HR Nightmare more than once that he needs to write an autobiography and title it that.

                    • Edward Hotspur
                      August 10, 2012

                      That’s mean, Hellis. So very mean. You should be ashamed of yourself for not telling everyone else about this sooner so we could mock him too.

          • Rachael Black
            August 10, 2012

            H.E… Mea Culpa.
            note to Edward: add a tag for ‘Latin’..

  3. pouringmyartout
    August 10, 2012

    Dirty pool, old bean…

    • Edward Hotspur
      August 10, 2012

      Don’t let em get you down, don’t let em push you round.

    • Rachael Black
      August 10, 2012

      gotta agree. long time no hear this tune though. as for Edward’s line ‘It cuts like a….. something’ reminds me of a bad 70’s song lyric. don’t get me started

      • pouringmyartout
        August 10, 2012

        I never get anyone started on anything ever. That is my secret.

      • Edward Hotspur
        August 10, 2012

        NO, Rachel, it’s ‘KNIFE’ again! Bryan Adams? Cuts Like A Knife? Callback to the Reese Withaknife joke?

        It’s all connected. WE are all connected.

        • Rachael Black
          August 10, 2012

          Posted this vid a while back. Only reason to use Auto-tune. Oh, and ran with the Bryan Adams when I saw your line. Knew you’d pick up on that and Withaknife heh

          • Edward Hotspur
            August 10, 2012

            Well, then watch THIS!

          • Rachael Black
            August 10, 2012

            This is fucking hysterical. Gotta put this on the Burning Man iPod playilst for my shifts. Am the Bar Bitch i.e. Bar Manager for an obscenely (can be taken literally as well) large camp.
            Gotta check out more of their stuff. Do you remember Dread Zeppelin?

          • Rachael Black
            August 10, 2012

            DIG this version ala Hubert Laws, David
            Sanborn, Candy Duffer style ;)

          • Rachael Black
            August 10, 2012

            Poverty: -noun-. See Musician. Also see YoYo-Dyne Propulsion Systems/Rachael C. Black

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