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18 August 2011 – I’m Allowed To Do This

I passed an anniversary of sorts, but just a technical one. The technical first post on this blog, the auto post when you sign up, was on 11 June 2011. I don’t consider that the start of the blog though. I had another post in June, but that was my version of an About page before I figured out there could be an About page. I don’t consider that the start either.

I had two posts in July, and I don’t consider either of those the true start of this blog. No, the day I consider the start of this blog is 18 August 2011. That’s the day I started posting on a regular basis. I had a dozen posts that month, and that’s not bad. I also started the Scenes From A Morning Drive on 27 August 2011. That was a good month.

So, in case someone noticed anything about my blog in terms of anniversaries, I consider 18 August 2011 the anniversary date of this blog. My first comment, again aside from Mr. WordPress, was from J. Seabiscuit on 27 August 2011 at 5:10 am on Marriage, Love and Understanding. And a mere 4 hours later, on 27 August 2011 at 9:38 am Hellis commented on the first Scenes From A Morning Drive: Part 1 – Tales From Typographical Errors. I already knew J. Seabiscuit, so Hellis was the first complete stranger ever to comment on my blog. Boy, was she creepy. Kidding!

Over the past year, I’ve had search terms galore from people finding my blog, but the top 20 search terms are – well, okay, I’m going down quite far because some terms are so similar, so I’ll go down to 20 times a search term:

Search    Views
sadness    2,121
chicks    958
waterfall    844
glitter    524
hot chicks    432
liar    385
robert smith    285
rainbow    219
infected rain    210
spa    171
грусть    138
songs about cars    131
rainbow unicorn    126
unicorn rainbow    122
voldemort funny    86
buckeye    82
lena infected rain    75
funny voldemort    67
2012    66
sadness pictures    65
edward hotspur    49
infected rain lena    45
rainbows and unicorns    41
waterfall pictures    39
lesbian porn    39
voldemort jokes    38
water fall    38
funny duck face    38
الحزن    35
images of sadness    33
epic porn    33
unicorn pissing rainbow    31
kitchen sex    30
sadness images    30
beaver jokes    28
pictures of sadness    28
red vs blue    28
funny beaver    27
tucker max sloppy seconds pdf    27
bang flag    24
iran female ninja    23
unicorns and rainbows    23
super hot chicks    22
porn56    21
porn plus    21
private investigator    21
funny voldemort pictures    20
pornsex    20
black and pink background    20
make money writing pornos   20

And the latest Spamments are pretty optimistic and uplifting. I don’t get as many as I used to, because I don’t know why.

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Thanks and good blog. – Um… You’re welcome.

Right, so that’s that, and here’s to hoping that I hit the next major blog milestone in terms of views this month. I’m not telling you what that milestone is. You’ll just have to see later, if it happens and junk.

Edward Hotspur

37 comments on “18 August 2011 – I’m Allowed To Do This

  1. H.E. ELLIS
    July 12, 2012

    I’m the first one to comment on this post too! I AM A GOD!!!!

  2. sandylikeabeach
    July 12, 2012

    Happy early Anniversary! I might not remember to wish you a happy anniversary in August so I do hope you will cleverly remind us when the next month rolls around!

    • Edward Hotspur
      July 12, 2012

      Well, it’s a bit of a gray area, between the literal start, and the first actual post, and the day I consider, and the first actual comment… which of these should be considered the start? Who knows. Let’s eat cake!

      • sandylikeabeach
        July 12, 2012

        I like cake! But I got an eclair at the bakery to have later tonight because I love eclairs and can’t remember the last time I had one and it’s my birthday today!! Also it should go well with the sangria I made and am currently enjoying!

        • Edward Hotspur
          July 12, 2012

          That sounds good. Anything you can stick a candle in and blow out.

  3. bats0711
    July 12, 2012

    When you actually have people Googling you by name, that’s when you can consider yourself a blogging celebrity. Nicely played Mr. Hotspur, nicely played.

    • Edward Hotspur
      July 12, 2012

      I guess so. But how many who googled ‘Hotspur’ were actually looking for the EPL team or the band?

      • bats0711
        July 12, 2012

        They actually Googled Edward Hotspur, that’s you right? Just deal with the celebrity status darn it.

        • Edward Hotspur
          July 12, 2012

          Yeah, Edward Hotspur, but just ‘Hotspur’ not necessarily

  4. colonialist
    July 12, 2012

    Hmmm – I can learn from this. *memo to self* Tag future posts with sorrow, misery, suffering, woe is me, and anything else I can think of to attract the many unhappy people who use searches …
    Do you think you will be reaching a bloggoversary, a bloggaversary, or a bloggiversary? I prefer the latter. It is closest to the ‘anni’ one.

    • Edward Hotspur
      July 12, 2012

      Read my reply to Sandy – looks like ‘mess’ might be more appropriate.

    • Edward Hotspur
      July 12, 2012

      Oh, and all the sadness searches, including the ones in Russian and Arabic, hit the same post. And that post is my second most viewed, soon to be first.

    • Nifti
      July 12, 2012

      Haha. Here goes my comment. I wonder what the infatuation is with sorrow? Jeesh!

      • Edward Hotspur
        July 12, 2012

        I don’t know why so many people seek it, but I wrote a post dealing with it.

      • Edward Hotspur
        July 12, 2012

        Also, waterfalls, hot chicks, unicorns pissing rainbows and Lena

  5. List of X
    July 13, 2012

    Happy premature anniversary, if counting from August 18, 2011, and happy belated anniversary, if counting from June 11, 2011!

  6. evea192
    July 13, 2012

    So many sad people in the world…..? One would thought “make money writing porno`s” would have been the no.1, i am just saying that because it has the word “porn” in it. And “Kitchen sex”? Hahaha WTF? Think they are looking in the wrong place for that?

    • Edward Hotspur
      July 13, 2012

      Kitchen sex is actually one of my tags.

      • evea192
        July 13, 2012

        Okay, but still. Sadness rules the searches.

        • Edward Hotspur
          July 13, 2012

          Only because of that one thing. If not for that, it would be porn, or glitter, or unicorns or something.

          • evea192
            July 13, 2012

            Yes, my thoughts as well. But aren’t there any thing else that can bring happiness, why only search for sadness?

            • Edward Hotspur
              July 13, 2012

              Why listen to anything but teenybopper pop?

              • evea192
                July 13, 2012

                Yes, for teens, that might bring happiness, for me, no. I love the good old days music, that makes me happy.

            • Edward Hotspur
              July 13, 2012

              Also, if I had a post called “happiness”, then it would appear on my list. The terms to find my blog aren’t the only terms used. I’m not that important.

  7. kayjai
    July 13, 2012

    Happy Blog Anniversary!!! Early, but Happy!

  8. pouringmyartout
    July 16, 2012

    You should do a whole post in spamese…

    • Edward Hotspur
      July 16, 2012

      I’ve not only done that before, but I created poetry with it.

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