Edward Hotspur

The Official WordPress Blog Of Edward Hotspur – whoever that is.

The Hammer

That which hurts exquisitely Hand-held impacting tool Wielded expertly at the lower extremities Causing pain to the self-absorbed Not seeking answers But to drive that phantom nail in While looking … Continue reading

July 17, 2015 · 3 Comments

Fuck That: A Guided Meditation

I am sure some of you need this:

July 16, 2015 · 2 Comments

Review of Vodka and Coconut Wave

So I got this stuff today to taste it. It seemed interesting, even though it was from Walmart. Yeah, I went to Walmart. I had to get another vacuum cleaner … Continue reading

July 8, 2015 · 6 Comments

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