Edward Hotspur

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Snow Grrr

Hey! It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Let it snow! Let it snow! Meh meh meh! Blah blah blah! Cars have a safety feature nowadays, where if the … Continue reading

January 13, 2016 · 2 Comments

Take Two Skrillex And Call Me In The Morning

I went to Pantera Bread once. They had bagels from hell. I often wonder why no one has started a restaurant called Burger Emperor. I’m pretty sure an emperor outranks … Continue reading

January 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Studies Show 62% Of Americans In Favor Of Kim Kardashian/Donald Trump/Selena Gomez Three-way Porno

I walked out to the driveway, and drove out to the walkway, and drove on the parkway, after parking on the driveway. It was raining. This state, I swear. It’s … Continue reading

January 8, 2016 · 4 Comments

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