Fishnets And A Speedo

I don’t wear suspenders.

Tell us all about your best confidence outfit. Don’t leave out the shoes or the perfect accessories.

I’m going to shatter everyone’s expectations (fishnets and a speedo) and tell you what outfit in my life has given me the most confidence.

It’s my birthday suit. Not now, but when I was a baby. I don’t remember giving less of a fuck, and therefore having more confidence, than when I was an infant. And if you think about it, that was probably your most confident time too. When you weren’t nude, your parents had you in some of the funkiest outfits known to humans, and you wore them like you were rocking the house, which you were if you were in a rocker.

That’s my vote. Accessories? Pacifiers and rattles, I guess. Shoes? Let’s just say I got a lot of booty.

Here’s another possibility:

Edward Hotspur

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