The Hellis Equation
Hellis: How do you figure? Like this: This plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus all this […]
Tag Archives: Thoughts
The GingerSnaap Equation
GingerSnaap: How do you figure? Like this: This plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this […]
Chiropractical
(No penises were harmed in the making of this post.) I killed so many bugs with my windshield on the way to work. I went to the chiropractor, and got […]
Hotspur Spam In Panties (Post Title Is Unrelated)
As the great Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde said to your mother one Spanish evening in 1974: “Spam in Panties. Sounds like a classic Hotspur post.” And then he farted. […]
Isn’t This A Coincidence?
Moon Jellyfish Galaxies Single Cartwheel Galaxy Single Moon Jellyfish So is the ocean, with its jellyfish, just a microcosm of the universe? Edward Hotspur
Conservative T-Shirt Slogans
A while back on Twitter, there was some kind of hashtag trend for Conservative T-shirts, and I took part by coming up with these slogans (except for the ones with […]
What I Used To Think
What did I used to think? I thought Brown-Eyed Girl was by the Rolling Stones. I thought Pokemon was a Jamaican porno. I thought Javelins only came in orange. I […]
It’s All About (You)
I borrowed this idea from Hastywords, who insisted that a blog post be all about HER for a change (but it really isn’t!). She doesn’t know it, but she created […]
Sandra “D”!
I be posting this because it’s a birthday of a long time blogger friend, or frogger blend, though it’s not actually her actual day of actual birth, because you can […]
Man Has Threesome With Fate!
“When were you going to tell me?” She looked as angry as a beaver with a splinter. “When you went to the store. I was going to ask you for […]
Books I Have Written
Hooray! I’ve got two new books out! I now have three books. To be fair, the third book is a compilation of the first two books. They’re all comprised of […]
Hotspur Throughout History
There are many mentions of Hotspur all over the place – some of them over 100 years old! Just like me! The dictionary definition of Hotspur (the Dictionary.com and other […]
