Would You Rather…
Would you rather a) never leave the state you currently live in, or b) never enter the country you currently live in? Would you rather a) have magic […]
Would you rather a) never leave the state you currently live in, or b) never enter the country you currently live in? Would you rather a) have magic […]
Two psychiatrists were drinking their morning coffee and discussing the Freudian slip.The first psychiatrist explained how he made a Freudian slip at the coffee shop on the way to work. […]
I didn’t write these. ************************************************************** A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their […]
I go to Chinese buffets a lot with Seabiscuit, and we get fortune cookies at the end. These are some of them. Some make sense, and are awesome and totally […]
I don’t always want to be around my kids. There, I said it. Some people say “It’s a consequence of breeding, of having sex, of biology. If you didn’t want […]
WELCOME, HAPPY FUNTIME ELVES, TO THE LOLLAPALOOZA THAT IS IN NO DANGER OF BEING KNOWN AS THE TEARS OF A CLOWN This is the final entry for Friday, done LIKE […]
WELCOME, HAVERS OF IMPECCABLE TASTE, TO THE EXTRAVAGANZA THAT IS QUICKLY BECOMING KNOWN AS THE TEARS OF A CLOWN This is the entry for Thursday, done masterfully by El Guapo […]
WELCOME, ALL COMERS, TO THE EXTRAVAGANZA THAT WILL SOON BE KNOWN AS THE TEARS OF A CLOWN This is the entry for Wednesday, done expertly by GingerSnaap on the subject […]
Romney Wang had saved the day once again. At least, he had saved his day. He had cleared his calendar, and scheduled a run, a walk and a bath. He […]
While I was driving, someone on the radio was talking about trying on clothes. That reminded me of my daughter, who works at Forever XXI, and her new husband, who […]
Everyone knows what the Walk of Shame is. Even if you’ve been married for a long time, you still remember a time of going to bed with a god or goddess, […]
After a record snowfall, three skiers, two guys and a girl, charged out to the mountains to get some skiing in. When they were ready to crash for the night, […]