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Would You Rather…

March 27, 2013by Edward Hotspur 18 Comments

     Would you rather a) never leave the state you currently live in, or b) never enter the country you currently live in? Would you rather a) have magic […]

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Humor
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Funny (But Hopefully Untrue) Joke (With Video)

March 2, 2013by Edward Hotspur 14 Comments

Two psychiatrists were drinking their morning coffee and discussing the Freudian slip.The first psychiatrist explained how he made a Freudian slip at the coffee shop on the way to work. […]

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comedy, Humor, Writing
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The Day Of Jokes Of The Day Day!

February 24, 2013by Edward Hotspur 14 Comments

I didn’t write these. ************************************************************** A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their […]

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comedy, Humor
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WTFortune?

February 6, 2013by Edward Hotspur 162 Comments

I go to Chinese buffets a lot with Seabiscuit, and we get fortune cookies at the end. These are some of them. Some make sense, and are awesome and totally […]

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Humor, Life, Music, Rant, Reblog, Writing
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This Fell Out Of My Head

December 5, 2012by Edward Hotspur 9 Comments

I don’t always want to be around my kids. There, I said it. Some people say “It’s a consequence of breeding, of having sex, of biology. If you didn’t want […]

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Cool, Humor, Life, Opinion, Ridiculous, Satire, Writing
Pour Moi, La Fin Du Monde!

Tears Of A Clown, Part Le Fin: Grandma, What Big Teets You Have!

September 21, 2012by Edward Hotspur 78 Comments

WELCOME, HAPPY FUNTIME ELVES, TO THE LOLLAPALOOZA THAT IS IN NO DANGER OF BEING KNOWN AS THE TEARS OF A CLOWN This is the final entry for Friday, done LIKE […]

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La Tristesse! Plus ca change, plus je suis pathétique!

El Guapo Guest Blog: Le Identity Faux Paw

September 20, 2012by Edward Hotspur 131 Comments

WELCOME, HAVERS OF IMPECCABLE TASTE, TO THE EXTRAVAGANZA THAT IS QUICKLY BECOMING KNOWN AS THE TEARS OF A CLOWN This is the entry for Thursday, done masterfully by El Guapo […]

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GingerSnaap Guest Blog: Duel of Furry Fetishes!

September 19, 2012by Edward Hotspur 111 Comments

WELCOME, ALL COMERS, TO THE EXTRAVAGANZA THAT WILL SOON BE KNOWN AS THE TEARS OF A CLOWN This is the entry for Wednesday, done expertly by GingerSnaap on the subject […]

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Mittman and Rybin – A Political Super Duo!

September 14, 2012by Edward Hotspur 9 Comments

Romney Wang had saved the day once again. At least, he had saved his day. He had cleared his calendar, and scheduled a run, a walk and a bath. He […]

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comedy, Cool, Flash Fiction, Humor, Rave, Ridiculous, Story, Writing
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Edward Hotspur: American Icon

September 14, 2012by Edward Hotspur 24 Comments

While I was driving, someone on the radio was talking about trying on clothes. That reminded me of my daughter, who works at Forever XXI, and her new husband, who […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Life, Opinion, Philosophy, Rant, Rave, Ridiculous, Self, Writing
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The New Walk Of Shame

September 12, 2012by Edward Hotspur 22 Comments

Everyone knows what the Walk of Shame is. Even if you’ve been married for a long time, you still remember a time of going to bed with a god or goddess, […]

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Another Dirty Joke Sunday!

September 9, 2012by Edward Hotspur 9 Comments

After a record snowfall, three skiers, two guys and a girl, charged out to the mountains to get some skiing in. When they were ready to crash for the night, […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Rave, Ridiculous, Story

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