The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me
0007 is back! Finally, after the long wait, Edward Hotspur is 0007 in The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me. Coming eventually to a theater somewhere around you. “The name’s […]
Tag Archives: Parody
Megalists!
This is about lists. Lists of things. Things that lists should be about. Things whence contents of lists are derivable thereupon. Wait, what? You’re not getting your money back. Rockers […]
Happy Mother’s Day, You Mothers!
You mothers are about to have a special day, and I just wanted to get in early on wishing all you mothers a happy day. So Happy Mother’s Day, Mothers! […]
This Post Is Substandard
Hi. Right here at the top, I want to apologize for this post. It is not up to snuff, whatever that means. I think it means it’s not good. And […]
Girl, You Got Me Putting The ‘Dom’ In Random
The glass fire commercial was on When I put the unicorn in prison And we washed and dried and ironed Like the spoons in the drawer The mouth part of […]
The Randomizer Variety Post – Now 100% Porn Free!
I can’t believe you clicked on this title. It was so dull and boring. Well, anyway, welcome to this variety post, full of things to stimulate your interest in politics, […]
Be Very Afraid Of The Gumby APokeylypse!
A Glorious Mexican / American Holiday
In the 1800s, there was a tiny company that made mayonnaise in Mexico and shipped it to Florida. But one day, the boat was caught by pirates and riddled with […]
It’s A Freshly Pressed Unicorn Rainbow Bunny Kitty Explosion!
Okay, people, especially people. Here’s what you want. You all know the famous Unicorn Pissing Rainbow pic: But someone suggested that maybe pissing the rainbow wasn’t enough to get on […]
The End Of The World
This is the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. Edward Hotspur
The Street Magic Of (Fake) David Blaine
Fake David Blaine recently blew the minds of some of his fans doing street magic. Watch this stuff. Okay, not recently. 6 years ago. Sue me. (Note: Don’t really sue […]
The Big Reviewski – Daily Prompt
Music critics are all alike, in that they’re all different. I think some of them intentionally try to either be first so they can poison the well, or last so […]
