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Oscar, Mayor Weiner?

May 22, 2013by Edward Hotspur 18 Comments

I was going to try to make an issues post. But it turns out I have issues. My issues make doing an issues post have issues. So instead of that, […]

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Special Mother’s Day Post

May 12, 2013by Edward Hotspur 8 Comments

This post is a special Mother’s Day post. It’s a post for you, the wonderful Mothers out there, who are reading this right now, or tomorrow, which would still be […]

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Beaver Kills Man

April 27, 2013by Edward Hotspur 16 Comments

NEWS FLASH: Beaver Kills Man No, it’s not some wayward heinous violent act committed by Jerry Mathers. And no, it’s not a horrible (and smelly) porno accident. And no, it’s […]

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Iran Invents Time Machine

April 27, 2013by Edward Hotspur 15 Comments

NEWS FLASH: The Iranians have invented a time machine. I first noticed something was up when I saw a lot of Sinbad. Not the crappy comedian who wears the leather […]

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Ship My Tunnel? Why, Yes!

April 20, 2013by Edward Hotspur 22 Comments

Humans have build tunnels for hundreds of years, due to their lizard/dwarven heritage. There are tunnels for highways through the Rocky Mountains, under the English Channel, and in Norway the […]

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Explosions At The Boston Marathon

April 15, 2013by Edward Hotspur 12 Comments

Earlier today (April 15) two bombs exploded near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. The explosions were caught on video. The most insidious thing about them is that the […]

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GOVERNMENT SECRETLY KILLING US

April 5, 2013by Edward Hotspur 24 Comments

**Note: With all the outrage in the world, I thought it prudent to run this shocking expose on the government. Just shocking. You’ll be shocked.** GOVERNMENT SECRETLY KILLING US The […]

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Drunk Woman Passed Out On The Couch? What Happens Next?

March 25, 2013by Edward Hotspur 47 Comments

If you’re at a party and you find a drunk woman passed out on your couch, here’s what you do: Edward Hotspur

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Alexa Rank Says What? Plus Sign Generator

February 2, 2013by Edward Hotspur 44 Comments

RevisEdgewater over at Stuphblog found this site purely by randomly randomizing during a lull in work. In it is yet another way to rank yourself, because Bob knows we need […]

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Fifty Shades Of Hotspur

January 10, 2013by Edward Hotspur 66 Comments

  Fifty Shades of Grey, aside from spelling “gray” wrong, is being made into a movie. “But wait, Hotspur – how can they make that into a movie faithful to […]

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The Coolishness And The Guapo Birthday Foolishness

December 6, 2012by Edward Hotspur 47 Comments

Today’s Music: Linus and Lucy Hey, these people wrote some things, and these other people wrote some other things. But mostly, it’s Guapo’s Birthday today! So wish him a happy […]

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Happy Birthday, Benzeknees!

December 4, 2012by Edward Hotspur 14 Comments

Benzeknees is having a birthday today! (From El Guapo too!)Awww… She’s 29 years old today! So wish her a happy birthday! And coincidentally, her blog just turned 1 year old, […]

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