I got the idea for this particular post from Abominations. For real shameless traffic boosts, you’ve got to mention porn, sex, lesbians, cougars, MILFs, celebrities, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Super […]
Okay, people, especially people. Here’s what you want. You all know the famous Unicorn Pissing Rainbow pic: But someone suggested that maybe pissing the rainbow wasn’t enough to get on […]
It’s broken again. Broken Car Time came early this year! Hooray! It was just SIX MONTHS AGO that I took that fucking thing in for repairs, and now here […]
Introducing… OHIOKEA! IKEA is a store that sells lots of stuff. You gotta assemble it. Not disassemble! Number Johnny 5 no like disassemble! Assemble only! I may be mixing things […]
I don’t always want to be around my kids. There, I said it. Some people say “It’s a consequence of breeding, of having sex, of biology. If you didn’t want […]
WELCOME, ALL COMERS, TO THE EXTRAVAGANZA THAT WILL SOON BE KNOWN AS THE TEARS OF A CLOWN This is the entry for Wednesday, done expertly by GingerSnaap on the subject […]
I have been drinking red, red wine So bear with me, or some other animal Or bare with me, but make sure you send me a pic And let’s not […]
Spamments, Spamments, Spamments. Will you ever stop making so much sense in your attempts to communicate with me in Magyar or Cyrillic, sell me boob cream glitter pants and destroy […]
The sick and the wellThe up and the downTears welled up and fell downBut not from sadness Empathize feelingSympathize dealing With emphasized reelingExemplified seething With amplified breathingAttempt to find meaningExempted […]
It’s the anniversary of this here blog. Technically, I started it in June of 2011. But as I said, I consider 18 August 2011 the start of my blog, because […]
Kristen Stewart has gotten in a lot of trouble lately because she cheated on her boyfriend Rob Pattinson, of Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen fame. And now, here’s the topless […]
A while back on Twitter, there was some kind of hashtag trend for Conservative T-shirts, and I took part by coming up with these slogans (except for the ones with […]
