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Tag Archives: Joke

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A Glorious Mexican / American Holiday

May 5, 2013by Edward Hotspur 13 Comments

In the 1800s, there was a tiny company that made  mayonnaise in Mexico and shipped it to Florida. But one day, the boat was caught by pirates and riddled with […]

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Humor, Reblog
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International Joke

January 30, 2013by Edward Hotspur 10 Comments

An Albanian, Algerian, Andorran, Angolan, Antiguans, Belgian, Belizean, Beninese, Bhutanese, Bolivian, Bosnian, Herzegovinian, Motswana, Brazilian, Bruneian, Bulgarian, Burkinabe, Burundian, Cambodian, Cameroonian, Canadian, Cape Verdian, Central African, Chadian, Chilean, Chinese, Colombian, […]

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Public Service Announcement

December 29, 2012by Edward Hotspur 18 Comments

This morning was cold, and it still is. What, did you think that just because I said it ‘was’ cold that it suddenly stopped being cold? That being cold in […]

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Another Dirty Joke Sunday!

September 9, 2012by Edward Hotspur 9 Comments

After a record snowfall, three skiers, two guys and a girl, charged out to the mountains to get some skiing in. When they were ready to crash for the night, […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Rave, Ridiculous, Story
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Biker Joke Of The Day

August 12, 2012by Edward Hotspur 7 Comments

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he saw someone about to jump off a bridge. He pulled up next to the bridge, and saw a great-looking sexy […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Life, Ridiculous
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Sexy Jokes Of The Day

August 10, 2012by Edward Hotspur 18 Comments

The English ambassador to ancient Persia was visiting the emir, an older man who could barely get around, but still commanded great respect and power. While he was attending the […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Life, Ridiculous
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Joke Of The Day (With Moral)

August 9, 2012by Edward Hotspur 1 Comment

An old man in Florida had owned a large property for several years. He had an orange grove next to a large lake just off a swamp. On the edge […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Life

The N Word, Spam And You

May 24, 2012by Edward Hotspur 34 Comments

No, not THAT N Word. I’m talking about Nigeria. I got this insidious spam in my box: Dear Friend. Greetings to you and your family, I am the manager of […]

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It’s May 5 12:01 Somewhere

May 4, 2012by Edward Hotspur 28 Comments

In the 1800s, there was a tiny company that made  mayonnaise in Mexico and shipped it to Florida. But one day, the boat was caught by pirates and riddled with […]

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Naughty Joke Of The Day

April 27, 2012by Edward Hotspur 13 Comments

A woman interviews for a job in a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo dolls. She does well, and gets hired for the job. She goes on the line, […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Life, Philosophy, Ridiculous, Writing
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Girl, You Got Me Putting The ‘Dom’ In Random

March 26, 2012by Edward Hotspur 55 Comments

The glass fire commercial was on When I put the unicorn in prison And we washed and dried and ironed Like the spoons in the drawer The mouth part of […]

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Truly Awful Joke Day! Nothing About Tucker Max or Facebook Parenting or Lesbian Porn Here!

February 8, 2012by Edward Hotspur 16 Comments

It’s truly awful joke day. This is a 24 hour period, depending on where you live. Your mileage may vary. Check local listings. Offer expires 31 Feb 2012. Here it […]

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