Oscar, Mayor Weiner?
I was going to try to make an issues post. But it turns out I have issues. My issues make doing an issues post have issues. So instead of that, […]
Tag Archives: Humor
Blogosaurus
Here I go again, taking off for work. Backing out of the driveway after thinking about the missing midtemperature days of spring. The days that are supposed to be comfortable […]
The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me
0007 is back! Finally, after the long wait, Edward Hotspur is 0007 in The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me. Coming eventually to a theater somewhere around you. “The name’s […]
Shakespur – Part Three (Of Three)
“To be or not to be?” To be WHAT? That’s the question. And the answer is: both. Life is a balance. Not good/evil, or right/wrong. Just an endless series […]
Shakespur – Part One
I cannot turn left. Seriously, I’m having trouble turning left out of my street. I could turn right three times, but you know the old saying: A penny saved is […]
Even More True Stories! Plus, More Lists
In 250 B.C., an ancient Greek named Paracletes lived near the Aegean Sea. There had been, as long as he could remember, a deep straight river that flowed into the […]
Megalists!
This is about lists. Lists of things. Things that lists should be about. Things whence contents of lists are derivable thereupon. Wait, what? You’re not getting your money back. Rockers […]
Happy Mother’s Day, You Mothers!
You mothers are about to have a special day, and I just wanted to get in early on wishing all you mothers a happy day. So Happy Mother’s Day, Mothers! […]
This Post Is Substandard
Hi. Right here at the top, I want to apologize for this post. It is not up to snuff, whatever that means. I think it means it’s not good. And […]
Speed
Hurry up! Fucking go! Come on! Go go go. Drive drive drive. It’s the fucking pedal on the right! Stomp on that fuck! Okay, why don’t people go? At least […]
Girl, You Got Me Putting The ‘Dom’ In Random
The glass fire commercial was on When I put the unicorn in prison And we washed and dried and ironed Like the spoons in the drawer The mouth part of […]
Slide Whistle – The Anti-Zen
So, what a weekend, huh? I guess. I never take a day off unless it’s to do work. The last time I remember going somewhere was… 2009, maybe? Otherwise, I […]
