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It’s The Wrong Season – A Daily Prompt Post

March 6, 2013by Edward Hotspur 39 Comments

Daily Prompt wants us to now tie one letter behind our backs. They’re trying to kick our S’s. There are 26 letters in the English language, and we need every […]

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Scenes From A Morning Drive (British Mix)

October 5, 2012by Edward Hotspur 34 Comments

It’s another Scenes From A Morning Drive! I haven’t done one of these in a long  time – but this time, it’s a little different. I shot a video! And […]

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comedy, Cool, Humor, Rant, Ridiculous, Writing
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Hotspur Sings!

September 7, 2012by Edward Hotspur 64 Comments

Okay, I’ll be honest here. Anyone who has read all eight hundred and forty-something posts that I’ve created should know that I have certainly posted some questionable and odd and […]

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comedy, Cool, Music, Rant, Rave, Ridiculous, Self, Song

Spamments 8! Talk Nerdy To Me

September 5, 2012by Edward Hotspur 27 Comments

Spamments, Spamments, Spamments. Will you ever stop making so much sense in your attempts to communicate with  me in Magyar or Cyrillic, sell me boob cream glitter pants and destroy […]

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Hotspur Spam In Panties (Post Title Is Unrelated)

August 20, 2012by Edward Hotspur 7 Comments

As the great Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde said to your mother one Spanish evening in 1974: “Spam in Panties. Sounds like a classic Hotspur post.” And then he farted. […]

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WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

August 13, 2012by Edward Hotspur 75 Comments

I’m sitting there at work. My wife and I had been having a discussion this morning about whether our daughter Daria, age 20, had moved out. Wife thought so. I […]

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Dog Whistle

July 11, 2012by Edward Hotspur 26 Comments

My life is like a dog whistle. No one can hear what I’m saying. Several times in the past week, I have asked questions or said things, and the responses […]

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Le Pick Up Artiste

May 19, 2012by Edward Hotspur 15 Comments

You come here often? No? How bout over there? Where do you come often? I’m usually in a bedroom, though one time I was outside, and I’ve been in my […]

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Scenes on Saturday: Adventures In Home Ownership (Lollipop)

May 12, 2012by Edward Hotspur 16 Comments

Ah, home ownership. What a fucking joke. It’s not as cool as it might seem at first glance, unless it’s an igloo. Then it might even be cooler than it […]

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Inbearable Likeness Of Bean

May 4, 2012by Edward Hotspur 20 Comments

I was wondering if anyone else ever has any bad days. All of the sudden, I supposably found myself between Iraq and a hard place. This didn’t bowed whale for […]

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Spamments 7! I Haven’t Done This In A While – Be Patient

April 30, 2012by Edward Hotspur 12 Comments

Spamments, Spamments, Spamments. Will you ever stop making so much sense in your attempts to communicate with  me in Polish or Romanian, sell me penis enlargement lube workout equipment and […]

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Linkin’ Post Of Linkin’ Links

April 29, 2012by Edward Hotspur 12 Comments

I was walking through my house, in a dream, and my feet weren’t quite touching the ground. They were walking on spaghetti eon clusters of magic granite, and the tendrils […]

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