I’m starting this quotes page. When I see something worth quoting, I’ll put it here and link to it if possible. I’m not talking about quotes from rich, famous, brilliant and beautiful celebrities. I’m talking about quotes from you people.
This first quote is not necessarily the one that inspired me to make this page, but then again, it’s in the ballpark, Frank.
ashleysthoughtsays: Now that you mentioned it, I would be interested in seeing Bob Barker’s penis because I’m kinda into archeology.
Mai Wardsays: Best first 2 sentences of the best About page I’ve read so far!
Sheena said 3 hours ago: Coffee and anal has always been my favorite…goooood tiiiiiimes…umph!
Edward Hotspursays: That’s awesome! The Lard’s Prayer!
lifeinthefarcelane said 2 hours ago: I don’t get it .. there is NO reason for people not to shower, take a mint and slap on a bit of deodorant!!? Is it arrogance? Lack of awareness .. What? It’s awful whatever handle we apply, that is for sure!
bestbathroombooks said 6 hours ago:
I love that you were driving and texting at the same time. I hope you were eating and masturbating too.
I’m so proud of you.
joehoover says: So being denied a look at breasts will shorten your life? Could someone reasonably be guilty of manslaughter by denying them this health benefit?
Comment by El Guapo Yeah, baby!
You said 2 days ago: Can you tell me how to get – how to get to Cumming Drive?
freechick said 2 days ago: I believe you have to make your way up Slutshole Lane first