The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me
0007 is back! Finally, after the long wait, Edward Hotspur is 0007 in The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me. Coming eventually to a theater somewhere around you. “The name’s […]
Category Archives: Reblog
Even More True Stories! Plus, More Lists
In 250 B.C., an ancient Greek named Paracletes lived near the Aegean Sea. There had been, as long as he could remember, a deep straight river that flowed into the […]
Megalists!
This is about lists. Lists of things. Things that lists should be about. Things whence contents of lists are derivable thereupon. Wait, what? You’re not getting your money back. Rockers […]
Girl, You Got Me Putting The ‘Dom’ In Random
The glass fire commercial was on When I put the unicorn in prison And we washed and dried and ironed Like the spoons in the drawer The mouth part of […]
The Randomizer Variety Post – Now 100% Porn Free!
I can’t believe you clicked on this title. It was so dull and boring. Well, anyway, welcome to this variety post, full of things to stimulate your interest in politics, […]
Be Very Afraid Of The Gumby APokeylypse!
A Glorious Mexican / American Holiday
In the 1800s, there was a tiny company that made mayonnaise in Mexico and shipped it to Florida. But one day, the boat was caught by pirates and riddled with […]
Cynically Boosting Traffic The Shameless Porn Sex Lottery Lesbian Nigerian Bieber PSY Way
I got the idea for this particular post from Abominations. For real shameless traffic boosts, you’ve got to mention porn, sex, lesbians, cougars, MILFs, celebrities, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Super […]
It’s A Freshly Pressed Unicorn Rainbow Bunny Kitty Explosion!
Okay, people, especially people. Here’s what you want. You all know the famous Unicorn Pissing Rainbow pic: But someone suggested that maybe pissing the rainbow wasn’t enough to get on […]
The End Of The World
This is the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. Edward Hotspur
The Street Magic Of (Fake) David Blaine
Fake David Blaine recently blew the minds of some of his fans doing street magic. Watch this stuff. Okay, not recently. 6 years ago. Sue me. (Note: Don’t really sue […]
Edward Hotspur’s Appeal To Freshly Pressed (R)
I saw this clever post on Freshly Pressed, and I wondered if I could get on there again somehow. So I invited some friends to help me. What do you […]
