Come On, Diet Companies!
Diet food and drink makers are lying to you. They’re trying to trick you into thinking things are better than they are. They’re like a bunch of Chinese governments! Hi, […]
Category Archives: Rant
The Unsung Amateur Shrinks
I was thinking about Nicole, about that post she had where she told some rowdy customer to stuff it, and it inspired this post. I was thinking about all the […]
The Rise And Hilariously Ironic Fall Of The Hashtag Guy
Headline: I was blocked from a Twitter account called The Hashtag Guy (not his actual name, but I don’t want to give him publicity). I laughed my ass off when […]
Wintry Bullshit
I started this on Twitter and ran out of characters. There was Batman, Goofy, Sora, Aang, Pablo, Blue, Snoopy, Deputy Dawg, Steve Canyon, Calvin, Hobbes, Guy Smiley, the Church Lady…. […]
The Intermission Of My Mind
So, yeah, it’s still Ohio up in this mutha. And by ‘mutha’, I mean motherfucker, in case that wasn’t quite clear. Motherfuckers are clear, G Money! I hear people saying […]
WTFortune?
I go to Chinese buffets a lot with Seabiscuit, and we get fortune cookies at the end. These are some of them. Some make sense, and are awesome and totally […]
Panera! At The Disco
Hello, people. What’s up? Yesterday, on the way home, Ohio demonstrated its weather palate. I walked out of the building and it was snowing hard. It snowed hard all the […]
Listeria
Things seen in the parking lot waiting for my friend: 1) Snow 2) Ice 3) Someone slipping on ice 4) A lady walked out of the tanning place and got […]
Introducing…OHIOKEA!
Introducing… OHIOKEA! IKEA is a store that sells lots of stuff. You gotta assemble it. Not disassemble! Number Johnny 5 no like disassemble! Assemble only! I may be mixing things […]
Just Whatever
So I’m sick again. And either the illness or the meds or both or neither or genetics is making me say and do some fucked up things. Also, Nicky Minaj […]
This Is Live!
It’s 9:21 PM as I’m starting this post, and I’m just going to type whatever comes into my head as my wife talks to me. I’m looking at her as […]
Fifty Shades Of Hotspur
Fifty Shades of Grey, aside from spelling “gray” wrong, is being made into a movie. “But wait, Hotspur – how can they make that into a movie faithful to […]
