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Are Mental Illnesses Being Overdiagnosed?

May 19, 2013by Edward Hotspur 38 Comments

Lately, there has been a surge of different diagnoses for seemingly normal behavior. It seems that ordinary behavior is being marginalized, compared to an objective standard of ‘normal’, for no […]

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Beaver Kills Man

April 27, 2013by Edward Hotspur 16 Comments

NEWS FLASH: Beaver Kills Man No, it’s not some wayward heinous violent act committed by Jerry Mathers. And no, it’s not a horrible (and smelly) porno accident. And no, it’s […]

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Iran Invents Time Machine

April 27, 2013by Edward Hotspur 15 Comments

NEWS FLASH: The Iranians have invented a time machine. I first noticed something was up when I saw a lot of Sinbad. Not the crappy comedian who wears the leather […]

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Ship My Tunnel? Why, Yes!

April 20, 2013by Edward Hotspur 22 Comments

Humans have build tunnels for hundreds of years, due to their lizard/dwarven heritage. There are tunnels for highways through the Rocky Mountains, under the English Channel, and in Norway the […]

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Explosions At The Boston Marathon

April 15, 2013by Edward Hotspur 12 Comments

Earlier today (April 15) two bombs exploded near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. The explosions were caught on video. The most insidious thing about them is that the […]

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Drunk Woman Passed Out On The Couch? What Happens Next?

March 25, 2013by Edward Hotspur 47 Comments

If you’re at a party and you find a drunk woman passed out on your couch, here’s what you do: Edward Hotspur

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GASP! Breaking Scandal In Beckhamland! Poor Ginger…

February 9, 2013by Edward Hotspur 38 Comments

This just in… Beckham’s backside in that video I posted yesterday was, in actuality… I’m so sorry… Ginger, if you’re reading this, you might want to sit down… Was, a…. […]

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Prelude To Next Romantic Monday

January 24, 2013by Edward Hotspur 34 Comments

Go twilight on this ROMANTIC MONDAY Write a blog post that celebrates that most passionate Romance, with the person you love now, or someone you remember loving for a while… […]

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Prelude To A Romantic Monday Into The Horizon

January 17, 2013by Edward Hotspur 26 Comments

Hold hands and stare off into the distance, thinking about the rising tide of love on this ROMANTIC MONDAY! NOTE: I can no longer access WP from work anymore, not […]

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What Happened To The Neanderthals? Well…

January 16, 2013by Edward Hotspur 26 Comments

What Happened To The Neanderthals? Well… So we were watching this documentary on Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals. Again with the documentaries? Yes. What? You have a problem with that? You should […]

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We Probably Shouldn’t Talk About This – A Daily Prompt Post

January 15, 2013by Edward Hotspur 17 Comments

      Oh…Oh Daily Prompt… I can’t believe you brought that up. That’s not… Whoa. Is this the time or the place? What was it you said again? “It’s never a […]

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The Hellis Equation

January 15, 2013by Edward Hotspur 3 Comments

Hellis: How do you figure? Like this: This   plus this   plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus this plus all this       […]

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