Oscar, Mayor Weiner?
I was going to try to make an issues post. But it turns out I have issues. My issues make doing an issues post have issues. So instead of that, […]
Category Archives: Humor
Blogosaurus
Here I go again, taking off for work. Backing out of the driveway after thinking about the missing midtemperature days of spring. The days that are supposed to be comfortable […]
The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me
0007 is back! Finally, after the long wait, Edward Hotspur is 0007 in The Lethargic Spy Who Eventually Loved Me. Coming eventually to a theater somewhere around you. “The name’s […]
Special Mother’s Day Post
This post is a special Mother’s Day post. It’s a post for you, the wonderful Mothers out there, who are reading this right now, or tomorrow, which would still be […]
Even More True Stories! Plus, More Lists
In 250 B.C., an ancient Greek named Paracletes lived near the Aegean Sea. There had been, as long as he could remember, a deep straight river that flowed into the […]
Megalists!
This is about lists. Lists of things. Things that lists should be about. Things whence contents of lists are derivable thereupon. Wait, what? You’re not getting your money back. Rockers […]
Happy Mother’s Day, You Mothers!
You mothers are about to have a special day, and I just wanted to get in early on wishing all you mothers a happy day. So Happy Mother’s Day, Mothers! […]
This Post Is Substandard
Hi. Right here at the top, I want to apologize for this post. It is not up to snuff, whatever that means. I think it means it’s not good. And […]
Girl, You Got Me Putting The ‘Dom’ In Random
The glass fire commercial was on When I put the unicorn in prison And we washed and dried and ironed Like the spoons in the drawer The mouth part of […]
The Randomizer Variety Post – Now 100% Porn Free!
I can’t believe you clicked on this title. It was so dull and boring. Well, anyway, welcome to this variety post, full of things to stimulate your interest in politics, […]
Be Very Afraid Of The Gumby APokeylypse!
A Glorious Mexican / American Holiday
In the 1800s, there was a tiny company that made mayonnaise in Mexico and shipped it to Florida. But one day, the boat was caught by pirates and riddled with […]
