“Everything good that happened to me happened by accident. I was not filled with ambition nor fired by a drive toward a clear-cut goal. I never knew exactly where I was going.” – Jack Benny
“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.” – Lewis Carroll
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
Edward Hotspur is a world-famous author and witticist. The world just doesn’t know it yet. He is also a multiple-award-winning blogger! True. He loves sarcasm, cynicism, wittiness, one-liners, awful puns, music, cooking and left-handed salads. He adores referring to himself in the third person. He had no help whatsoever writing this ‘about’ section.
He used to try to follow this basic pattern:
- Weekly post about music
- Daily post about philosophy or random musings, 5 days a week
- Random erratic silly surreal crazy insane frequently humorous posts that make you question his sanity, or even if he’s human
- Other, because there’s always an other
Now, he will follow this one:
- At least one post a day, revolving door of subject matter, content, quality and candy. You’ll still question his sanity, though.
These will be punctuated with punctuation. They will also be punctuated with pictures of everyday things that no one would take pictures of for a blog, plus flowers that soften the rough edges of the barbs in certain rants and sarcastic comments.
Most of all, there will seem to be no rhyme or reason to his blog, but there is an underlying message/theme running through all of them: He is awesome. Or possibly insane, though the two are not mutually exclusive.
Finally, if you learn one thing from him, it’s that the key to success is to stand in the middle of a crowded room and scream these magic words 10 times: Alpha Kenny Body!
(Edward Hotspur is not responsible for anything that happens, no matter how awesome.)
For some funny or particularly good quotes from the readers in the blogosphere, check out the Quotes link on the menu bar at the top!
For more about this guy, go to where it all began, leave a comment and be a part of history!
For the most awesome article of clothing that will ever touch your body, gaze upon this wonder! And for a handy list of the ancient articles/posts on Mr. Hotspur’s blog, click on Hotspur Archives at the menu bar up there somewhere!
NEW: He’s got this book thingy now. If you’re curious, click the pic.