The Official WordPress Blog Of Edward Hotspur – whoever that is.
What part of BLAH GLEEB GOOGOO @#$^@%^ floiog;sdfhn;lafdga;fljgkna don’t you understand? Huh?
Famous celebs with speech impediments
Sean Hannity (everything he says sounds like shit)
Famous celebs who are blind
Famous celebs who are bald
Famous celebs who are small people
Famous celebs who are redheads/gingers
Famous celebs who died at 27
Times you have farted whilst reading this
Men on the east coast – 3
Men on the west coast – 5
Women on the east coast – 5
Women on the west coast – 7 (more veggies)
Canadians – 2, but they apologized both times
French – 4, but they didn’t notice
Germans – 7
Brazilians – 1
Favorite restaurants and reasons why they are favorite
Chinese – buffets – so much beige, so much good
Brazilian – because you know there’s no hair in the food
French – bread, toast, fries
Italian – are you kidding?
People who want to kill everybody in the world