This blog is two years old! Hooray boo-boo kitty fuck! Here’s what happened on the first anniversary of this blog!
It’s a technicality. More of a consideration than the actual date. Technically, I started this blog on June 11, 2011. I had that first post, the one that automatically posts when you start – you know what I mean. But I only posted three times over the next two months. I didn’t start posting on a regular basis until August 18, 2011.
But obviously I do give a fuck, or else I wouldn’t be mentioning it. Am I humblebragging? Of course not! Have you read my blog? It’s fucking terrible! Only the mentally deranged and fantastic creatures who don’t actually exist read my blog! Can you imagine the asshole who writes this crap? You can? Why are you imagining assholes? That’s mentally der…
Anyway, the themes of this blog have always been… well, they’ve always been changing like some kind of Wheel Of What The Fuck. But quite frequently, I have mentioned:
- the Greene
- the sky
- unicorns pissing rainbows
- hot chicks
- the Gazette
- some type of bizarre story where bizarre things happen to an everyman type of hero who may in some ways be partially autobiographical
naked beaches in new york
songs about cars
unicorn pooping skittles
“a guy buys a motorcycle” sex joke
happy birthday to my self
the fall imperial
2 (I admit, I have no idea how this links to my blog at all)
metal cover book
hot chicks with abs fucking
robert smith make up
handgun toy flag
I have written the most about my daily trip from home to work, and sometimes back, in my Scenes From A Morning Drive series. Probably 100 or so specifically called out, plus another 50 or so that didn’t really involve the drive to work, but were more or less the same type of odd mental meanderings. One period had me titling everything with anagrams. Those were in early 2012. The latest one was Damp Underpants and Sake.
I wrote some musical bits early on on a regular basis, and then stopped doing that and moved to more of an irregular basis. I ran out of fiber cereal! Ha ha! Just kidding. But in this series, I tried to introduce new music, and music that I loved. I mentioned the Gazette a lot, and I mentioned Infected Rain a little. Hope you like them!
I have also written several story series. The main ones have been Granite Countertop and Starship Innerthighs. Granite Countertop even got a Choose Your Own Blog Adventure treatment, with a fun little adventure that had YOU choosing where the story went in a multiple post journey with a satisfying conclusion! I also had some kind of half-assed advice column thingy called Highly Confident Guy. Take this advice with a grain of salt, preferably lots of grains of salt on the rim of a margarita glass. Of course with margarita in it! Are you kidding me? Anyway, I have a lot of other stories, which are all linked up right HERE if you’d like to read them all 14 times!
Early on, and the entire time, I tried to avoid issue posts, unless it was totally clear which side was the right one. I wanted people to come here and leave confused and/or entertained, not all pissed off by some social issue of the day, or politics, or religion, or whatever. And I mostly stuck with that, though I did mock Romney a few times. Hopefully I didn’t piss anyone off with the few times I did venture into those areas. (Gay marriage should be allowed. End of story!)
There have been some bizarre things I did for no other reason than to… okay, for no reason. Some of these bits pissed people off, but those people are all assholes, so fuck those people! Okay? Right. There are probably other things I’m leaving out. Oh yeah, that Romantic Monday thing I did!
Oh, and I auditioned for and got into this little competition called Blogger Idol – got booted in the first round because I’m not a mommy/daddy blog AT ALL – and I managed to get Freshly Pressed. That was fun. I guess. Wasn’t it? Not as fun as when I sang. Or, unless not that thing I said. I’m not linking to that. You find it.
I got a little burned out for a few months there, and started reblogging or even posting nothing at all. Nevertheless, I have still posted an average of about 2 posts per day during these 730 days or so. Interspersed throughout this post have been some of my favorite pictures from the past two years. Practically none of them are mine! Ha ha!
But some of them are!
So thank you to everyone who has followed me over the years, even if you subsequently got sick of my shit and stopped following me and have attempted to drink profusely to forget everything you saw here. It’s been fun! For me, I mean.
- "a guy buys a motorcycle" sex joke
- devil bunnies
- handgun toy flag
- happy birthday
- hot chicks
- Martha Stewart
- metal cover book
- Robert Smith
- steampunk girl
- the fall imperial
- unicorn pooping skittles