This weekend, we’re enlisting your help in shortening our considerably lengthy bedtime routines by giving us a children’s bedtime story in exactly 33 words. It can be an old favorite reimagined or a work that is entirely your own. We only ask that your story not leave our kids with visions of the boogie man dancing in their heads. These tired bones thank you in advance.
PigOne. Straw house. “In?” “No.” Wolf: *whoosh* House: “Bye.”
PigTwo. Stick house. “In?” “No.” Wolf: *whoosh* House: “Bye.”
PigThree: Brick house. “In?” “Haha.” Wolf: *whoosh* House: “Haha.”