GASP! Breaking Scandal In Beckhamland! Poor Ginger…

OH NO! NO! ANYTHING BUTT THAT!

This just in… Beckham’s backside in that video I posted yesterday was, in actuality…

I’m so sorry…

Ginger, if you’re reading this, you might want to sit down…

Was, a….

Sigh….

A butt double.

Don’t kill the messenger!
Evidence is here.

David Beckham has the women around the world tearing up. The professional athlete and celebrity revealed a new commercial online for his bodywear with H&M. While the Wednesday sneak peek was a chance to see part of the Guy Richie directed short film, it raised plenty of questions if there was another man involved when it came to the running sequence. On Thursday H&M confirmed there was indeed another butt involved. In fact, there was a butt double.

Counseling services may be necessary, but please know that all is not lost! It’s going to be okay! But look at the above photo – no sleeve tattoos. I’m so, so sorry.

Edward Hotspur

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What are you smiling at, you damned BUTT TRAITOR!

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