RevisEdgewater over at Stuphblog found this site purely by randomly randomizing during a lull in work. In it is yet another way to rank yourself, because Bob knows we need more ways to rank ourselves. It’s nearly rank masturbation in some cases. All the Klout, SEO stuff, followers, retweets, awards, FavStars, etc. etc. that sometimes make a blog no fun at all….
Yeah, so anyway, I went over there to see what would happen. I put my site in (this one, that is), and got the following:
Rank: 2,607,728 in the world (out of over 30 million websites). Not bad, I guess.
Popular Countries: Unlike Stuphblog, I didn’t have one of these. So either I have a few different places that are tied, or I’m worldwide, baby!
Blog Value: $2,306 United States Dollars – well sonova… That’s not too shabby.
Other Stats: Pagerank(2/10). It has 231 backlinks. It’s good for seo website. Edwardhotspur.wordpress.com has 19% seo score. Well that’s awesoterriblumsaucehell?!?!?! I have no idea if that’s good or bad. It just is. It is what it is. Isn’t it?
So I put my other site in (Lyrical Anarchy), and got the following:
Blog Value: $264 USD
Other Stats: Okay, never mind what I got with this one.
So go ahead! Put your site in and see how you rank! I’m at both “extremes”, so don’t be shy.
BUT possibly even more fun for you to play with is the Sign Generator that I used at the top of this page. Here it is: Sign Generator!
Edward Hotspur
I have some writing to do to catch up!!
These things are unimportant. I have no idea what they even mean.
The sign generator is cute!
That will probably come in handy for all of us.
As far as the stats, hell, I barely look at my dashboard anymore.
(I should probably weed out my spam from the comments though…)
Yeah, after a while, it’s all you can do to talk to a few dozen people, much less get up to Idiot Speaketh level numbers.
EG: What are stats?
I don’t know. They are a type of bra?
I think they use that word on medical shows. It means “squirt more blood on the set”. That or “undo a button on the doctor’s shirt”…
Thanks! I tried it while ago and will see if I have improved from my million something or other ranking!
You’ll probably only pay attention to the first number until you get under a million. He said as though he knew what he was talking about.
Cool! Thanks for passing this along. Did you see my Typealyzer post? It personality types you from your blog…
I think so. It swore at me and called me a jerk. Kidding!
Huh, my blog is worth only $300. Thanks for the info, I’m definitely keeping my day job.
Yeah, me too.
This site is obviously faulty then.
I don’t even know how they got those figures. Hey, did you like the trooper sign?
I didn’t see it yet. I clicked on the link and it tried to download something so I cancelled it.
Oh. Sorry – it’s safe. I’ll describe it: Two stormtroopers at some kind of convention holding a sign, on which I’ve entered the text about your rank on that Alexa site.
Oh, well then I’ll download it. I may be able to use it for some nonsensical purpose or another.
Thanks!
It is absolutely faulty. I checked Facebook.com and the website is valued at $90 Billion, yet as company itself Facebook is worth only $60 billion.
Well, Facebook is faulty. The whole damn system is faulty!!
http://m.webstatsdomain.com/domains/heellisgoa.com/
Yeah, I suck.
Yoyodyne.wordpress.com is ranked 8,117,691 in the world (among the 30 million domains). This site is estimated worth $825USD. This site has a good Pagerank(3/10). It has 121 backlinks. It’s good for seo website. Yoyodyne.wordpress.com has 13% seo score.
WTF. it’s not even a ‘real’ domain it’s a fucking wordpress sub-domain. When running an actual e-commerce site had natural google results for most keywords in the top 5.
It must be the alcohol. Or lack of writing skills. Or both.
On the plus side the sign generator has allowed me to procrastinate on posting for an entire day. Wheeeeeeeee
btw: have never put in META tags for YOYO-Dyne nor done any SEO work on it. Being a web designer I guess it may be a nice idea. Hell, this is for fun and for free so as you so eloquently put it Hotspur: awesoterriblumsaucehell?!?!?! I have no idea if that’s good or bad. It just is. It is what it is. Isn’t it?
Right. I am not even sure if it’s better to be ranked higher, since clearly there are a shitload of blogs in my blogosphere that are a million times better than, say, Drudge Report.
How do we put our blog in? In the search thing?
go to your own site and cut your URL, then paste it in.
I will try that tomorrow… and I did my romantic post early… are you not doing it this week?
No, sorry
I just linked to the one you did last week.
But that doesn’t mean you can’t post and link to others and stuff. Look for the Romantic Monday tag
I got it. Are you giving up on romance, Ed?
From diligently blogging about it like it’s more of an assignment and less of an emotionally satisfying experience – yes.
From romance – no. In fact, one of the reasons I didn’t do it this week is because I was romancing Mrs. Hotspur.
You sly dog… and thus the master passes on his wisdom to his pupils… and schools them… old school style…
You’re not a pupil, and I’m not a master. You’re older than me and have done 50 times as much stuff! I am extremely talented at loving my wife. Other than that, I might not know anything.
Hey… you can’t just jump off the pedestal I put you on… you have to earn being knocked off… But if you do the same thing at the same time for too long it gets boring. I try to do something new all the time just to keep myself going. I have noticed that I rarely see you on my blogs any more. Maybe I need to saw a couple inches off your pedestal for that. Ha.
That’s another reason for taking a break from WRITING – so I have more time for READING.
When you put it that way, I am going to glue that chunk of pedestal back on… can you jump up in the air for about 30 seconds?
That’s a reality check, especially since they can’t even find my blog. LOL! I needed that laugh, thank you! By the way, the sign generator looks like real fun. Thanks for sharing
I’m not posting mine!!! I’m gonna cry instead!!!
Oh, now – don’t feel bad! That’s why I posted my Lyrical Anarchy one – it had no ranking.
Because it’s just so epic, it broke the rank machine.
Man, you are so sweet. But there’s a possibility it’s not that.
Nope, it’s definitely that.
UMMMM you are famous!
Infamous, maybe.