Today’s Music: Linus and Lucy
Hey, these people wrote some things, and these other people wrote some other things. But mostly, it’s Guapo’s Birthday today! So wish him a happy birthday, because he’s probably jumping out of an airplane or breaking the sound barrier or some other fucking dangerous thing today, and he’ll be in a cast afterwards…
And he can’t dance naked on the top of a bar if he’s in a cast! So, like, don’t do that unless you leave a hole for your junk, LL Cool G!
Last week, the poll was What Kind Of Undergarments Are Guapo’s Favorite?
Hellis: None
Ginger: None
Cheeky Diva: None
Sparklebumps: Elephant Trunk Underwear under Ballroom Jeans from Duluth Trading Company
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Hotspur: Women’s underpants
PMAO: What are underpants for?
This week, you have a great poll. A very large poll. One that you can see from space.
Hey! The ladies need a cool picture too!
Happy Birthday, El Guapo! Have a REALLY GREAT one!
Edward Hotspur
Here are some more Birthday posts for you, El Guapo!
Joe Hoover
3M (Red)
Hellis 1
Hellis 2
Cheeky Diva
Love and Lunchmeat
Lizzie
A Frank Angle
Kayjai
Ginger
So many more…
You know I had to go with Streisand.
Happy Bday, Guap!
How could you throw me under the b….
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Good choice for Guapo’s birthday music … Happy Birthday Guapo!
I knew I’d be putting that song as soon as this came up, and that it wouldn’t be the Vince Guaraldi version. Hope you like it, Guap!
So, disgusted not to see used condoms in a Vintage1982 Rainbow Brite wallet in the line up…. sigh.
Didn’t I leave a fill in option? I will fix that.
You did
I, too, went with Streisand. She complements your Romantic Mondays well so she should just stick around for the weekend. Great post, Mr. Hotspur.
LL Cool G is fabulous, by the way. Feel free to help me pick another in my Happy Birthday, Guapo post … http://wp.me/p1LoLK-3fD
Retweeted, and I’ll add that later.
No problem. I am fully satisfied. Save your good will for Guapo today.
Yeah, that’s me… fully satisfying.
Best rainbow yet. (And did the Happy Birthday for the Guapo – thanks for spreading the word)
T-rex vomiting rainbow!
Linus and Lucy! Bwahahaha! So cool post, Edward. Awesome.
Happy birthday, Guapbow!
Thanks. Haas he seen anything yet?
Yes, he has been to about 10 of the blogs to comment so far. He got to those before he went to work.
It is so awesome he has do many friends!
I’m totally digging the music. I know Guap will too!
Come on people, how could you not vote for viagra and Thai hookers? What is wrong with you people?
I considered that one. I really did-however I felt he should get a gift he has never received before….like boogers.
I rarely get that because you have to pay through the nose for it.
I am sure we could post some donation cans around town. Ya know, just to help out with expense
“Drop your used tissues here” wait, that might have some unintended…
“Through the nose”…get it?
Of course I get it
Have you ever seen the movie, “Hot Tub Time Machine”??
Yes! I love that movie
You got me there.
They all wrote in “crack and trannies”
People… no respect for tradition…
One of the greatest songs ever!!!
One of the best posts ever!!!
One of the most hyperbole-laden comments ever!!!!
Seriously Hotspur. loved the whole damn thing! And I’m curious to know how Sparklebump’s answers were so…accurate…
I am glad you liked it, since it was just a pale imitation of your Friday Foolishness post played for laughs. I knew as soon as this came to be that the song I picked would be an alternate Linus and Lucy. And I had to be careful not to accidentally respond about your birthday to you while we were doing Benzeknees. I mean, her birthday.
Sparklebumps knows things. I think she took a stripper poll. Did you see those ballroom jeans?
So sweet!
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Are Turkish dollars like Mexican pesos? If so, sorry about that…
I voted for YELLOW LEDERHOSEN! You would look sa-WEET in those!
Okay! Then just buy me white lederhosen and lots of beer, and there you have it!
I don’t like white, I like YELLOW. Gheesh.
Once I drink all the beer, I’m not taking off the lederhosen, and they’ll be yellow soon enough!
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Great post! How did you like my gift idea? Since you’re the King of Romance – gotta have it!
Only if that doesn’t backfire…
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Great tribute! Hope El Guap gets everything he’s offered from your birthday pole buahahahaha
Cooties!
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