Note: I originally posted this in January 2012, and it’s still just as whatever it is today. Enjoy it again! P.S. It’s not my birthday.
Today, I wanted to take a little break since I’m going out later for my birthday, which is technically Monday but who the fuck goes out on Monday? So I got some of my spam friends to write this post for me. Here they are. I wonder what they’re going to say? Let’s take a look! A look! Let’s take one! Why do people say that? Why not just say “let’s look”, or even “Look, you idiot!”? And did you like that Exclamation Point End Quote Question Mark combo at the end? Pretty cool, huh? I’ve beaten lots of high level bosses with that move. Oh, right. Here’s the Spam Friends with the post.
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Okay, cool. It’s like I wrote it myself. Thanks, guys!
Edward Hotspur
Note: I originally posted this in January 2012, and it’s still just as whatever it is today. Enjoy it again!


It’s a post that keeps on giving! Happy Birthday, Hotsie!
Thanks, Kayjai! But it’s not my birthday.
Feel free to give me a gift anyway, though.
On it’s way. Umm…you like dribbles of spit wrapped up in a bow, right?
It’s the thought that counts… what were you thinking?
I obviously try not to think…it hurts.
It was totally my bad. How goes the fight to open the boathouse?
Ongoing as of late. The CBC has posted articles (yay) and a snippet from an interview from daughter’s coach. I’m hoping my letter to the editor of the local newspapers hits today or early tomorrow…we shall see…
Happy Birthday – and I know those spammers -
Thank you! Keep that sentiment in mind next January.
For more spam or more birthdays? One for each personality?
I just have the one personality and the one birthday, but send cake if you want. How’s it going, by the way?
It’s good -been crazy busy in non-cyberland – so I’m trying to get back into a scheduled time to write and exercise – and yourself?
Work has been gusty, and blogging and writing have been flowing, and home life has been filled with lots and lots of laundry, which is a metaphor.
a metaphor for dirty clothing?
No. I’ll tell you when you’re older.
Like 90?
Sure!
Happy Birthday!
Hope you are to having fun magicalness on all of your special day this, and thank you for those informations as I have long sought out after just this topic to be learning upon.
I will tell my cousin about this.
Thank you, Guapo, but somehow the comment about this being a repost was put at the bottom. You can repost your comment in January.
Ah – I thought the birthday line was dropped in to explain why you were reposting it today, as opposed to being part of the original.
Yes, sorry. I put the repost note at the bottom instead of the top. Now it’s at both.
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Thank you! I’m getting a cake and some wine today! It’s not my birthday until January. I just like wine and cake.
Yeah, yeah, whatever, now if you can stop being you for a minute and go over and check out my new post, you will see what we…(I)… think of you being you… since it isn’t really your birthday or anything.
I read it and loved it. Everyone go check it out!
You should all really listen to Ed, he knows of which he speaketh.
The Ode to Hotsie was awesome…and Happy Wednesday! Happy October 17th! Happy Narcissist Day! Happy Work Day! Happy Be-That-Way Day! Happy So’s-Your-Face Day! yay.
It is my brother’s birthday today, for real.
Oh! Then Happy Birthday to Your Brother! Yay…I feel better now..Have some cake for me, if you are in his vicinity…
He’s 1200 miles away, sadly. And about to go to Istanbul.
Gah! Istanbul! Whatever for?! You must miss him.
For a vacation. My other brother and I, and our families, are going to Mom’s for Thanksgiving, but not Mr. Youngest. He’s going to Istanbul. I told him “Wrong turkey, bro” but he no listen.
I so would not have thought as Istanbul for a vacation. Hmm…interesting…
Me either. He’s been to Paris, Barcelona, Rome and Vienna, though – but Istanbul wouldn’t be my next choice.