The Worst Music Ever Inflicted Upon Humanity

Anyone can make a music video. Anyone. And let’s just say they have widely varying levels of talent and ability. I’m not saying I’m some kind of Spike Jonez of videography, but if I ever put a video on YouTube for a song, I would at least ensure that it met minimum standards of quality.  Now, some “worst” videos are intentionally bad, and I’ll show you some of those too, but most of them are just awful and the artist is oblivious.

Here’s Zlad with Elektronik Supersonik, but I think this falls under intentionally bad. Pretty funny.

Now, this one by Jan Terri is really awful. Cringeworthy.

This might be a parody, but I don’t know of what. Kind of like Iron Maiden sung in Finnish or something.

I found this while looking around, and I’ll throw it in here for comic relief.

The infamous Clowny Clown Clown video by Crispin Glover – horrible.

An internet meme, here’s Trolololo, or whatever it’s actually called.

This list wouldn’t be complete without Friday by Rebecca Black.

I don’t… what the… just watch this, if you dare.

Okay, moving back into intentionally funny, Jon LaJoie.

I’ll hit that Jon LaJoie well twice, and then outta here. Here’s an awesomely bad love song.

Thank you for watching. Actually, I’m sorry for this whole post.

Edward Hotspur

Note: I originally posted this in December 2011. It’s still true today. There’s no Nickelback, but I refuse to post any of their videos. Screw them.

60 responses on “The Worst Music Ever Inflicted Upon Humanity

  1. Is this you, in your main picture? Because I would like to know where you got that shirt from. Oh, and I laughed out loud, well sniggered a bit, at your refusal to play Nickelback. (Screw them) amazing.

    • No m’lady, that’s Jon Lajoie in his MC Vagina persona. And he got it on Amazon.

      Nickelback is terrible. And screw them. They should be chained to a wall and forced to listen to Nickelback music. And Chad Krueger totally ripped off Sam Rockwell in the Hitchhiker’s movie.

      • I have no idea who that Jon chap is. But I very much like his shirt. And what is a vagina mc thing? Is this because I’m English? I hate Nickleback! I once borrowed a friends junk of a car and the radio was broken but the cd player worked. I didn’t know until ai set off on my five hour trip. I found one CD. It was Nickleback! And what’s worse, it was a single. It played on a continuous loop until I tried to commit suicide.

        • Jon Lajoie is a Canadian musical comedian. More of his stuff should appear at the end of his vids. MC is a rap thing. For example, MC Hammer.

          As for Nickelback, it is a horrible thing that must be stopped in our lifetimes.

    • Administer yourself two CCs of Boston or Daft Punk immediately. Yes, I chose those at random, but I’m sticking with them just like I stick with the random medications I take.

  2. For a tiny split second on seeing the freeze frame of Zlad, I thought it was Pouring My Art Out. Obviously it wasn’t (the video was no way trippy enough)

  3. Dang it…I am gonna be singing Friday all day today :( I am NOT amused. To make up for this post you will have to write a post using all the songs that remind you of me….crazy should be easy to blog about.

          • You go to YouTube and play the song you want, then copy the link. Then on WordPress you do what you do to upload a picture, except you choose “URL”, choose the “audio/video” button, and then paste in the link. That makes it a video, like above, instead of a link.

          • Yay I just did it to the Rubberband challenge post and it worked…..I could just kiss you….thank you. Ok now I am going to work on my musical hotspur post. Due by Friday???

          • Holy crap! Okay, now I gotta think about it. I want just the right ones, but not TOO right.

            Oh, I wanted to tell you that you should follow my Lyrical Anarchy blog. It’s all poetry. All serious and straightforward poetry, no left turns or silliness like this crap-laden blog. I know you say you like all my stuff, but you lean towards the beauty. I mean, just look at you! You are so incredibly attracted to me!

            HA HA! Just kidding.

          • You are SO not kidding. You know I am attracted to that green couch of yours. I will check her/him out but you know how lazy I am and since you didn’t leave me the link :(

            HA HA! Just Kidding. I will check it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Flip things over, and watch ours. It’s worth the 4:35, and I’m bold about it. We worked hard on the music, and the visuals are based on a Rembrandt portrait, usually with the head and shoulders in light and the surrounding “negative space” black. But the message at the end is very important–it’s all true. It was our first video but we worked carefully on it and paid attention to details. So…
    youtube Moon Dancer One Band’s Story

  5. Ummmm… thanks…. I guess…
    All I can think of to say is; that big girl should not wear leather trousers.
    I sort of feel like I have been eating partially digested crap-vomit, so thanks again.

    • That was the shit! I love him. You should listen to his other songs. Like his “Stay At Home Dad” song, his many songs as MC Vagina and his fake commercials. I mean, how about this:

        • This is the song that never ends……

          I would not want to be on the receiving end of your angry eyebrows. HA HA that reminds me, some woman I work with went a little too far with the plucking of her left eyebrow, and it was noticeably thinner than her right one, or even the right side of her left one. Hi. Larious.

          On the other hand, another woman had on this awesome outfit that I can’t wait to put my wife in. No, not the very outfit – a replica of it.

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