Last night, after the kids went to bed, I walked up behind my wife and kissed her neck. She was so surprised, her pants fell to the floor. I responded by tossing my underwear on the floor. It started getting hot in there, and when it was wet enough, I stepped behind my wife and started putting it in, slowly at first, and then just shoving it all in. My wife gasped in surprise, but I could tell she liked it. The motion, the scents, everything was going as it should, until suddenly I backed up and spilled my load all over her pants.
I picked up my clean clothes, refolded them and put them away. I don’t really like doing laundry, but hey, it has to be done.
Edward Hotspur
Can’t wait to hear what mealtime is like at your place!
Well, there are other times besides mealtime…
That was the Hotspurt
A woman walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre – so he gave it to her!
haha
This story combined the lights and the darks.
Wow, laundry isn’t that titillating at my house. Like, never.
Have you tried ironing the sheets?
Maybe I just need to stop using fabric softener.
Or use the delicate cycle.
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A gift for you.
Thank you!
well spin me out and hang me up to dry… that got me ..agitated.
Laundry is so dirty sometimes.
I suddenly have new respect for it…
I wouldn’t want to hamper it.
I heard if you have Downy Balls, it feels even better and smells good too…
They make everything soft, but not in a bad way.
Oooo la la…this was unexpected.
I like to surprise you.
A man after my heart. Always spill your load but fold them nicely.
You’ve got to know when to hold them and when to fold them.
hehe
I’m single so I NO like laundry
I ma sure there are plenty of people who would help you do your laundry.
Romancing the….
Getting clean can be so dirty.
Be careful with the delicates
Always. I treat them gently.
And dry cleaning seems so impersonal, and painful.
You only have one cycle… funny.
And it only comes once a month.
So I’ve heard… Ha.
Thanks for the verification.
Pre-verication.
Hold the softener please! You can come do laundry at my place any time!
Heh heh heh
My, my–fans herself with newspaper–that was a ride!! Clearly a heavy cycle…I love this, and I can see why so many others do, too. I find it hugely sexy when Jim does anything around the house, but laundry n-e-v-e-r happens.
I’m glad you found some utility in this post, ha ha.