Last night, after the kids went to bed, I walked up behind my wife and kissed her neck. She was so surprised, her pants fell to the floor. I responded by tossing my underwear on the floor. It started getting hot in there, and when it was wet enough, I stepped behind my wife and started putting it in, slowly at first, and then just shoving it all in. My wife gasped in surprise, but I could tell she liked it. The motion, the scents, everything was going as it should, until suddenly I backed up and spilled my load all over her pants.
I picked up my clean clothes, refolded them and put them away. I don’t really like doing laundry, but hey, it has to be done.