It’s another Scenes From A Morning Drive! I haven’t done one of these in a long time – but this time, it’s a little different. I shot a video! And for some reason, I spoke in this voice… Well, you’ll just have to listen. This is the path I take to work on the highway every day. I skipped the ‘house down past the Greene to the highway’ portion of my trip, not for any special reason, but because I didn’t start thinking of this until I got next to the Greene, and didn’t have the camera on until the entrance ramp.
Well, you’re going to let me know what you think. So go ahead. What are you waiting for?

Because what could possibly go wrong when filming while driving? It’s true, thanks to the interstate system, you can drive cross country and not see a damn thing.
I can’t believe you skipped the Greene. Don’t you know that’s the only reason I check out these Scenes?
Well, as it happens, I plan on literally walking around the Greene a few times during the holidays, possibly interviewing people. I might do a dry run soon. And I will definitely do one from the edge of my driveway or something in the next couple of weeks.
All the death looks so beautiful? I stopped for a little wank just this morning.
A little wank, or a little Yank?
You forgot the 3rd type of crazy driver – those that videotaping things instead of driving
*in addition to
There are lots of types of crazy drivers.
Da – That’s why I like my bike…
Bicycle? Not practical where I live.
Which is?
You forgot my “across the country” story? You didn’t see the signs on the highway in the video? *wink*
I might have watched here and there b/c it was 4AM and I was sort of unable to sleep but unable to focus
It’s 4:19pm there now.
I got the answer with my deduction skills…
PDF to your mother, yo.
I have nothing
Lorry is truck in England. Ohio?
Another clue is in Guapo’s comment. Still another is in the Garden Station photoblog post. And at least two other photoblog posts.
I’ve got a rhyme that comes with a riddle
What’s Round on the End and Hi in the Middle?
And I now remember from other conversation…
Salma Hayek.
Soap
Oh…..my word.
Once I saw the crotch shot, I forgot about everything else.
Why am I here again?
You’re too kind. Also, your vision is perfect and your instincts are sound.
Hahahahaha! There were points where it was pretty good, some bits were a wee bit weird though! Funny. I might do one…but I’d probably get arrested.
You’ve just described me to a T – pretty good with some weird bits. Thanks for watching. I was wondering how it would play to a native speaker of the language. How was the accent? Shaky? Good?
You are pretty weird but I am warming to you. The accent was nothing like mine but a bit like others. Some words were spot on. Some were across between pakistani and australian. But they were actually my favourite bits. Funny thing is, this is how I imagine you talk now.
HAHA “you are pretty weird”… thanks?
It was said with love.
I don’t understand what the rest of these comments mean. I find you…a bit of an enigma. Or I am beyond retarded. You can see why I opt for enigma.
I don’t think I’m that much different from… okay, yeah, enigma but is that bad? I think not.
Two thoughts (which is pretty difficult for me to put together):
1) I think it was a lorry (truck) you passed on the edge of the highway
2) If you can tape a mirror onto your car & you carry an extra roll of tape in the eventuality it falls off again, why couldn’t you tape your camera to the steering wheel so you could get better shots & drive more safely?
Try as hard as I might I could not read the road signs, so I couldn’t tell which state you’re in. As an aside, your road signs look just like our signs in Alberta. You also pass under a lot of bridges or overpasses on your way to work, don’t you?
1) I said truck.
2) No tape on my expensive to replace phone
And Ruty’s riddle has the answer to what state.
Ahhhhhhhhhh I love this so much! haha !
Then you should have put a ring on it. You won’t see a show like this on the telly.
Haha awesome! I have to say you do accents much better than I!! Ill be looking forward to a real reading as well.