The Comment Card Post

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Hi. I hope you had a good time while visiting my blog. I love your business, and I’d like you to keep coming back again and again. And again. I was wondering if you could just answer a few questions about it.

1) Do you think I post too much?

2) Is there anything you would like me to post about?

3) Was your table clean?

4) Is the decor attractive, appealing, gorgeous or merely fantastic?

5) Should I post more pictures of women in bikinis, men in bikinis, bikinis on mannequins, bikinis hanging on the rack, or impressionist paintings featuring French landscapes and tiny woodland creatures in the foreground?

6) What about love? Don’t you want someone to care about you?

7) If one train leaves Boston at 2pm traveling west at 80mph, and another leaves Chicago at 4pm traveling east at 60mph, do you find yourself wondering “who the fuck still rides a train?” Please answer on a scale of 1-10.

8) Is this very post with its absurd take on self-reflection and almost plaintive pining for yesteryear indicative of the very quality about my blog that you find endearing?

9) Or what?

10) If I were to change the theme of my blog, what would you prefer, given your almost doctoral thesis-like research into and study of my likes and dislikes?

11) Did you skip a few questions and miss the one with the link to  nude pictures of your favorite bloggers?

12) Which parts of my blog do you most want to emulate? Of course you’re allowed to mention more than one!

13) Did you know that I love, respect and appreciate each and every one of you, even the assholes?

14) It’s true. Please answer with a color between soft and loud.

15) This list is getting long – don’t you think?

Your answers will be tallied, and a formulation will be opinionated, after which the results will be tabulated, and then I’ll let you know what you said, collectively.

Thank you

Edward Hotspur

98 responses on “The Comment Card Post”

  1. 1. No
    2. Angry Rainbow Beavers
    3. Yes, always
    4. Merely and exceptionally fantastic
    5. No
    6. I only want to share it with you
    7. 9 3/4
    8. Sure
    9. Or
    10. Musings on the philosophy of oxygen linked satire bordering on the ridiculous
    11. No that was awesome yet disturbing
    12. The parts that I emulate often to.
    13. Yes. Especially the assholes
    14. Purple
    15. No, it’s quite adequate without being annoying or overzealous in it’s expectations.

    • OKAY, THAT DAY OF WORK SUCKED.
      Now, I reply in a selective way.
      1) Really? Hmmm
      6) You might need it someday.
      10) Is… Isn’t that kind of what I do now?
      12) This is relevant to my interests. Do tell me more.
      13) Well, it’s true.

  2. 1) I think you post three much
    2) Me
    3) Depends on your definition of “clean” – Grandmother ‘clean’ -no! Better than a single college male’s table? yes!
    4) Meh to Fantastic
    5) Bikinis remind me of nuclear waste
    6) Mondays, Wednesdays & alternate Fridays
    7) 32 – I love trains
    8) I think you need some psychiatric help – but that’s endearing in and of itself
    9) I like prepositions and gerund. Please name 30 of them
    10) Hotspurs of the 13th-16th centuries
    11) I don’t want to go blind
    12) The color scheme – I’m a fan of green
    13) I had a dream in which you told me this
    14) Funicular
    15) Quite possibly – but not necessarily
    I cannot wait

  4. 1) I never counted your words, so I don’t know.
    2) I think your fertile mind is covering everything. Except Angry Rainbow Beavers.
    3) Which one? Periodic or kitchen?
    4) It is purdy in a harem sort of way.
    5) You need more jodhpurs. I don’t think I need to explain why.
    6) Caring and love are different things. About $350 and hour difference.
    7) On a scale of 1-10
    8) Yes, in a Kardashian kind of way.
    9) Don’t forget who, where, why and how.
    10) There’s a theme?
    11) Pfft. See one nude body you’ve seen them all.
    12) Your font sizzles.
    13) Whew, I made it in at the end of your question!
    14) Squealing pig
    15) That’s what she said.

    • I’ve always wondered if you were asleep in your Gravatar.
      3) Water
      5) How about nehru?
      6) I wouldn’t know. I do not pay for either. Not directly, anyway.
      8) Damn. I was going for Design Star.
      10) Yes. It’s called “Anything Box”.
      11) I guess we’ll just have to disagree on this one.
      13) You’re not an asshole.
      15) Wink wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.

  6. 1.) I haven’t been ’round here enough to know the answer, but you might want to cut back on the caffeine when you tweet.
    2.) I hear politics and religion are topics everyone loves!
    3.) There was the one hair, but I’m guessing it’s been a busy morning.
    4.) Splendid
    5.) Impressionist paintings of bikinis?
    6.) I let it slip away.
    7.) Yes
    8.) Without question.
    9.) Who?
    10.) Honey boo-boo!!
    11.) Never. Well maybe.
    12.) I followed this blog solely because of the tagline. I’d take that in a hot minute.
    13.) You didn’t have to call me an asshole, but OK.
    14.) Yes.
    15.) I’ve never worked so hard to comment in my whole life.

    • Ah, you’re from the Twitters! Welcome.
      2) Politics or religion on Twitter is like flipping someone off as you drive by. Politics or religion on this blog is like inviting someone over for dinner and then selling them Amway.
      5) That is…. I’ll have to check on… I hope I can do that.
      10) So, bees and ghosts? Boo bees?
      12) Whatever works. Glad I didn’t change it. And that I didn’t render it invisible with my renovation.
      13) It’s amazing how many people think that refers to them.
      15) How do you think I feel? Now I have to completely ignore 15 responses per person instead of just one.

  7. 1) No, even I don’t mind your rambling.
    2) I think you post about pretty interesting stuff as it is.
    3) My table is never clean
    4) Fantastic
    5) I personally like boobies but leave it out ye ;)
    6) Is love an emotion?
    7) 10 .
    8) Do you own a mirror?
    9) Whatever.
    10) H.E.Ellis naked? or maybe a cat.
    11) Did you skip a few questions and miss the one with the link to nude pictures of your favorite bloggers? <<< See above.
    12) The part were you wrote the post.
    13) Really? Maybe you don't hate me ahaha
    14) Volume number 7
    15) I like the number 15

    • Hey, I know you don’t come around here much, and that’s why I started serving horrible food! Just kidding. Some British food is actually
      1) Thanks! And shut up.
      3) You need to stop shagging on it. This is the nonshagging section!
      5) Ditto!
      6) What’s love got to do with it?
      8) I can’t see myself, because I am Nosferatu! Denizen of the Night! Oh wait… No, I was just holding it backwards.
      10) Great answer, or the best answer in the entire Comments section of my blog? (Not the cat. The other thing.) if someone could just help me out, I’d be willing to redecorate.
      13) Of course I don’t hate you.

  8. 1) Never
    2) Non-genital orgasms
    3) No
    4) Fantastic
    5) mannequins in bikinis…scratch that…women, but only if they have nice boobs.
    6) Hellz to the yes.
    7) 10
    8) I believe so
    9) What it is??
    10) Don’t change… but evolving is never a bad thing.
    11) I don’t want to see all my fav bloggers nude.
    12) Your witty humor.
    13) Awwww…so sweet of you
    14) baby blue…. Fire engine red
    15) Indeed

    15

    • Hi – It sure was a funny joke you pulled over on the Facebook. Guess who happened to be walking by when Mr. Polar’s pic came up?
      2) I could try, but I’m not sure if those are better than… wait, is that like climbing a rope in gym class? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
      3) That’s two for boobs! I love my readers.
      6) Yeah, looks like you’re good in that area.
      11) You don’t?
      12) Awwww…so sweet of you.
      13) OMG, how embarrassing – we wore the same comment to this dance.

  9. 1. This is not something I think about.
    2. I like the surprise of not knowing what you are going to post about.
    3. My coffee table is a mess but I only have myself to blame but I choose not to blame myself as that is not good for my self esteem.
    4. I’m not fond of this particular shade of green – too much like the pea soup that was expectorated in the Exorcist.
    5. More sky and flower pictures, please, and pictures of jack o lanterns. It is October.
    6. Yes!
    7. I love the sound of train whistles late at night and the rhythmic clacking as a train rumbles past so I’m just happy people still ride trains, though most of the trains I see only have an engineer on them.
    8. No.
    9. Or what what?
    10. Something easy to read that doesn’t feature Exorcist expectorated pea soup green.
    11. Did those pictures of me get out? That explains some stuff.
    12. The witty repartee parts.
    13. So you’ve written me into your will?? That’s so nice of you and quite unexpected. Thank you!
    14. Cerulean blue.
    15. Long is such a relative thing. It didn’t seem that long to me.

    Oh, and this was fun!

    • Sandy! Stranded at the drive-in, branded – a fool.
      4) This is actually a shade of brown that is very close to green that you don’t like.
      5) What about more fall colors?
      8) So, nothing?
      10) I get it. You don’t like green. But it’s … wait, don’t you live in the Everglades?
      13) I said ‘appreciate’, not ‘compensate’.

  11. All of the above. Oh yeah and what becca said! :) plus Crimson Red. Just wait I am a wanna be blogger and I am stalking all of you.. Have a good day ya’ll

    • Gimme a D! Gimme a Tention! What’s that spell? Get in the group.
      To answer your question, I’ve got ‘me and some women with nice boobs in bikinis that are not green, and Hellis naked’. I’m not sure any of that is possible.

  16. 1) I can’t keep up!

    2) Is there anything you haven’t posted about?

    3) I don’t own a table!

    4) I wanna sit on that couch.

    5) Impressionist paintings featuring you in a bikini.

    6) I only want to share it with you. :(

    7) 2

    8) Yes.

    9) No.

    10) Rainbow-pissing Unicorn theme!

    11) I get to look at myself naked every day!

    12) Your ability to come up with material for so many damn posts.

    13) Nope.

    14) Smurf Blue

    15) I could go on answering forever and ever!

    • Hey, aren’t you married yet? And did you finally get all runned out?
      1) Okay. I was thinking about cutting back.
      2) I am actually not sure.
      4) The old green one or the new red one?
      5) So that’s two for me in a bikini, and one against. Interesting. I only have pictures of me in a dress, and me in handcuffs. Well, I don’t have them. I don’t know who has them.
      6) You are sweet, as is Kayjai.
      10) GAH!
      11) I do too! Thank Bob for binoculars! Also, I gather that you are your favorite blogger?
      12) “Damn”?
      13) Well, I do.
      15) Okay – truth or dare?

  17. 1 – Wait, you post regularly?
    2 – I’d like you to post about once every three hours.
    3 – Before or after I sneezed with a mouthful of nachos?
    4 – Are those my only choices?
    5 – What is this fascination with the Bikini Atoll? And why do you want to irradiate all that stuff?
    6 – Not if it’s a Barracuda. Or a Magic Man.
    7 – Orange
    8 – It’s dark here, so mostly, I pine for Sol.
    9 – When?
    10 – Theme from Starsky and Hutch? HUGGY BEAR, 2016!!!
    11 – No. Why do you think it took me so long to get back to answering the questions?
    12 – I refuse to answer on the grounds that your ego may not be able to take it! ;)
    13 – Yes
    14 – Asparagus
    15 – In comparison to some things I have, it’s pretty short. hehehe

    Done! PARTY IN THE DETENTION ROOM!!!

    • Hi, Guapo. Glad to see you back here.
      1) Yes. Thank bob for Pepto Bismol!
      2) I do, but in parts. Then I put the parts together, and post them.
      8) My blog is so outdoorsy.
      12) I can take it. Hit me!
      13) Damn well better

  18. Gawd. I already have a headache.

    0. Do I ask too many questions: Yes, you do.
    1) Do you think I post too much? No.

    2) Is there anything you would like me to post about? David Beckham

    3) Was your table clean? My table is never clean.

    4) Is the decor attractive, appealing, gorgeous or merely fantastic? Fantasticly appealing & gortractive!

    5) Should I post more pictures of women in bikinis, men in bikinis, bikinis on mannequins, bikinis hanging on the rack, or impressionist paintings featuring French landscapes and tiny woodland creatures in the foreground? This is a stupid question.

    6) What about love? Don’t you want someone to care about you? I hate that song.

    7) If one train leaves Boston at 2pm traveling west at 80mph, and another leaves Chicago at 4pm traveling east at 60mph, do you find yourself wondering “who the fuck still rides a train?” Please answer on a scale of 1-10. I’ll answer this one later.

    8) Is this very post with its absurd take on self-reflection and almost plaintive pining for yesteryear indicative of the very quality about my blog that you find endearing? Define “endearing” .

    9) Or what? What’s on first.

    10) If I were to change the theme of my blog, what would you prefer, given your almost doctoral thesis-like research into and study of my likes and dislikes? I prefer whatever you tell me to prefer. I drank the kool aid.

    11) Did you skip a few questions and miss the one with the link to nude pictures of your favorite bloggers? Obviously I did, or else I wouldn’t be answering these questions anymore.

    12) Which parts of my blog do you most want to emulate? Of course you’re allowed to mention more than one! The parts in which you babble a lot.

    13) Did you know that I love, respect and appreciate each and every one of you, even the assholes? You appreciate my asshole? How nice of you!

    14) It’s true. Please answer with a color between soft and loud.
    Purple.

    15) This list is getting long – don’t you think
    Length isn’t something I have a problem with.

    I’m not going to detention.

  20. OK, the comments on this are waaaaaay tooooooo loooooong! Too much reading. I like your posting schedule as is; I don’t like free form poetry; not interested in bikini or thong pics; love the new color scheme of your blog!

  21. Eddie,
    Have you hired Janette Ewen to redecorate? Your new look makes me want to infuse rosehip and sip a nice hot cup of tea while watching Antique Roadshow. I won’t answer all of your questions, but this one:

    Luke Skywalker is indeed, Darth Vader’s son.
    Le Clown

  22. 1- I think the number of your posts is ex SQUIRREL!

    I like shiny things. Can you make your blog shinier? Maybe with some sparkles and rainbow sprinkles? And cookies?

    I don’t always eat, but when I do, I eat cookies. In the kitchen. Standing up. Because then the calories don’t count. And the table doesn’t OOH UNICORN!

    Maybe I’ll be in detention. Maybe I won’t. That’s the nice thing about replying fashionably late. I’ve already missed detention.

    I think you should hire Big Bird or something over here as a Guest Blogger. He may be fired soon and can probably use the extra income. You know, the cost of bird seed and inflation, and he’s a really Big bird.

    Don’t go changing to try to please me.

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