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I have somehow managed to make it into the Blogger Idol competition. I am asking all of you to please visit that site, and vote for my entry. Voting is very important in this contest. Two Contestants Will Be Eliminated This Week! Gah!
When you see this logo, you are at the right place:
I appreciate all of your support in advance, and I thank each of you for reading my blog.
Mata Yume de Aimashou!
Thank you,
Edward Hotspur
P.S. To be a good sport, these are the 13, in no apparent order, and links to their blogs so you can check them out. I am number ten on the list, but as my slogan indicates, my blog goes to eleven.
1. Pile Of Babies
2. My Rad Dad
3. Crazed in the Kitchen
4. The Real Matt Daddy
5. Forever 51
6. Martinis and Minivans
7. Dad And Buried
8. The Mother Freaking Princess
9. Crazy Dumbsaint of the Mind
2. My Rad Dad
3. Crazed in the Kitchen
4. The Real Matt Daddy
5. Forever 51
6. Martinis and Minivans
7. Dad And Buried
8. The Mother Freaking Princess
9. Crazy Dumbsaint of the Mind
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gun with flag bang
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the powerpuff girls
guitar wallpapers for mobiles
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fantasy love wallpapers
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the 1980′s
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using two liter soda bottles
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OK, my vote is counted for you!
Thanks, Benz! You’re the best.
I read all the posts and all the comments, and… How about those comments, huh?
I can see I’m like the Rush of this competition.
Holy shit! You should win based on this page’s search terms alone! Cute kid stories involving jack-o-lanterns are just gravy. I was laughing my saggy ass off while I scrolled down this laundry list.
Thanks for voting for me, Diva! Glad you liked it.
You’re welcome! I’m reading the others. I love yours. Glad I sold my vote to you before the competition. My other favorite had immunity this week, so my vote would be wasted on him anyway.
Whoa! Don’t tell people that! They’ll all want paid! I mean….
No really, I loved your post. Your Halloweens sound like a lot of fun!
They are! Carving out new creatures every year is a challenge. One I usually face alone.
They sure are – shame they will end in just a few years, and shift to handing out candy instead of getting it. LOL
Wow.
I read your post and lol’d- your poor wife getting slimed with pumpkin guts is exactly the kind of thing my flesh eaters would do. Sigh. Seriously, funny stuff- per your usual.
Now for the comments from the judges: Wow, again. I read the comments on all of the posts and I’m not impressed as of yet with the judges.
I think I am unclear what this contest is and what it isn’t. Their comments are all over the place on all of the posts, in my opinion, and that leaves me confused on what the hell they are even ‘judging’.
Anyway, good luck, and HI-YA!
You should make that comment on someone’s post. I noticed that it would literally be impossible for me to follow all the judges’ advice at the same time.
I AM THERE!
Thanks! Feel free to leave a comment there, if possible.
Here’s my vote
Thank you! Wait… was that your vote, or you notifying me you voted at the site?
that was my vote! :$
I thank you; however, you actually vote on the Blogger Idol site at the link above, or if you’d rather, at the big red button link on Hellis’ site, or the link at Benz’s or Rachel’s or MrMuthaFuckingMaryPoppins’
done!! sorry, silly moi
Oh, you’re fine, and thanks.
Reblogged this on YoYo-Dyne Propulsion Labs: Reno Division and commented:
If you’re not a Hotspur fan then now is the time. He’s up for Blogger Idol and in the final elimination round. Give him a whirl… and a well deserved vote!
You’re the bee’s knees, YoYoDynamo!
Great search terms this week my friend. I notice you are trending in unicorns…
Voted for you at the Idol site, and re-blogged this post at YoYo-Dyne.
Yo go boyfriend!
I am going to owe so many people. You will be the Ambassador to the Bahamas.
Weeeeee! think of the cabana boys I could find.
Sorry. I meant Interns.
Bartendturns, and cabanaturns, and so forth. Yes, you would make a marvelous ambassador of good will.
Whoa – vote done! (Be sure to post reminders to vote…how soon people forget….not you – the contest voting!)
I am pretty sure people will be reminded. I’ve scheduled 3 of them just for this first one.
Overkill? No. Rightatemkill.
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Beeneth there, doneth that! Forsooth and verily.
Begorrah!
Don’t swear at me in Celtic…
Sacre bleu!
Or Swedish…
Bork bork bork.
I put you on a chef.
Stop acting like a Child.
Bam.
Don’t Puck with me or I’ll do some Batali harm.
You’re Bourdain you’re crazy. You should Alton think what you are doing.
Leaving a Legasse
You gourmet a lot to think about. I should soux you.
You’ll roux the day you ever saute me out.
Al dente your head like the small fry you are.
Souffle scrambled bake! And other cooking terms!
We need to whisk ourselves away from this.
Okay – but in an hour and 10 minutes, I find out if I’m eliminated. I don’t think I am, frankly. And brucely.
Shirly you jest.
Yes.
A few things: 1) I voted (for you), 2) Great story, 3) I wouldn’t know you if you walked up to me on the street, but you have a “voice” in my head that is yours alone, and it just comes from reading your stuff regularly, so I actually love the conversational tone of many of your posts, and 4) Those judges were all over the place and back again. The first judge actually judged your writing. I think the other judges just judged her. You can’t follow all that advice at once, so I say follow none of it and just keep writing as you do. But I’m just an(other) idiot blogger with an opinion. Nice job!
Now why aren’t you a judge? You are awesome, and thank you. I agree, there was a little “me too” in all the comments. Actually, voters are supposed to be able to leave comments too, but there’s some glitch or something.
He has a voice inside my head as well, and it’s French.
The judges, in my opinion, are confused. And confusing.
French?
Yeah- like your video to Le Clown. You now have a french accent.
But I also did videos with a Spanish accent and a British Cockney accent. Why did you decide to ‘hear’ French?
Reblogged this on benzeknees and commented:
Please help out Edward Hotspur, if you are not already a follower, please vote for him. You won’t be sorry!
Thank you! I am honored.
I read your post and voted for you. I didn’t read any of the other posts because I don’t have that kind of time. Actually, I do have that kind of time, but I choose to do other things with it, so I don’t know if yours was the best, but I suspect that it was. I also felt compelled to think “What the fuck?” when I read the judges’ comments on your post. A couple of them couldn’t follow your conversational tone???? One had to read it three times to get it???? I must be super smart because I got it the first time and could easily follow it.
I also loved your carved pumpkins! I hope there is less hers is bigger than mine this year and I hope you post pictures of this year’s carved wonders.
Good luck! I hope you make it through to the next round! And thanks for the voting reminder.
OMG, I hope they get the voter comment thing worked out soon, he said diplomatically. Thank you, Sandy, for being your awesome self.
The End Of The World! One of my all time favs…”France is like shit gahs…” so great!!
I love that one too, and the End of the World makes a great intermission.
Agree!
Now, say that out loud to someone.
I love “The End of the World”!!! “But I am, le tired.” Hahahaha. I’m lame and missed week one of voting. But there’s no way you’re getting eliminated, so I’ll vote in week two and whore the link out all over my blog and my blog’s Facebook page. And maybe even MY Facebook page! That’s true blog love!!
Wow, thank you. I love being whored. Er…
Knew it!
Thank you, but I guess I won’t need to be whored. I am a loser – of Blogger Idol, anyway.
Really, you lost? I was wondering what the results were. I’m sorry to hear this! Truly!
Yeah – out the first week. I was the wildcard, which I suspected. No one had a blog like mine – they were mostly what is referred to as ‘mommy blogs’ or ‘daddy blogs’. Seriously – most of them have something about it right in the name.
Your MY Blogger Idol!
AWWWWWWWW, that’s so sweet. I consider that a win, then!
Edward, you are SO choice
I will definitely click the link & vote for your flowery icon. I have never heard of this Blogger Idol, but I guess it was bound to happen…. Sounds funny – but obviously not funny when people get eliminated.
I think you are fun, extreme, open, joy. Going to vote now….
Oh, um….
I’m so sorry, Edward – it said ‘poll closed’. If you’re still in it next week, feel free to email me & give me a nudge. I’m all for you to win. Make sure you give me a link (hey, do it in a comment to my page) – make it easy for me. Thanks!
I already got booted, but thank you N’N!
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I could not refrain from commenting. Exceptionally well written!