WELCOME, HAVERS OF IMPECCABLE TASTE, TO THE EXTRAVAGANZA THAT IS QUICKLY BECOMING KNOWN AS
THE TEARS OF A CLOWN
This is the entry for Thursday, done masterfully by El Guapo on the subject of Identity Protection. Hide and Seek! Read this hidden journal discovered by invisible pirate ninjas! (Note: If you have never seen an invisible pirate ninja, rest assured, there are at least 7 in your house right now. Also, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!)
What’s all this then, Guapo?
Today’s Music: The Black Keys – Howling For You
Day 187, Anytown USA.
It’s dark here. The basement of this empty home is dank, and I have no company except the rats, a green couch and the dripping of this slop sink to keep me company.
How did I get here, you ask?
Well, it’s a funny story.
You see, I was once a semi productive member of society. I only used the internet for Google.
But then I saw something.
I found a blog. Then another and another and another.
I was loving it! I did some dancing. I learned how to ride the subway.
I found out that people actually get into The Bachelor.
It was enlightening! A whole new world had opened up to me! But then….
Then I saw the pictures.
But it was too late! I’d left comments! Likes! PINGBACKS!!!
They knew who I was.
Fortunately, as with all things in life, WordPress had the answer. They could save me.
So I enrolled in WIP – WordPress Identity Protection. (And I bet you all thought I’d say I was writing a book!)
Eustace Esterhause – bon mot-ist – disappeared, and El Guapo was born!
And everything was fine. I could surf the internet again, shrouded in anonymity.
THEY FOUND ME!!!!!
And now I’m trapped here in this dank basement. My time is running out.
What? Why don’t I run?
Because dachshund clowns have an excellent sense of sme- Did you hear something?
OH MY GOD! THEY’RE HERE!!!
I’m…typing this…as I run…down the block…Oh No! I hear…their yipping…in front of me…another pack…chasing…a woman…I recognize her…from the WIP…seminar…If only the two of us could get new identities…that…might throw them…off…
Have you met
Well, you know who has le hidden talent – literally? El Guapo! He’s the DB Cooper of blogs, though unfortunately without the large sacks of cash.
You must CLICK THE LIKES. MUST CLICK THEM! The likes are very EASY to find!
(P.S. What’s wrong with a green couch?))