Gorillaz New ‘Clint Eastwood’ Lyrics

In “honor” of Clint Eastwood’s bizarre speech last night at the RNC in Tampa, where he talked to an empty chair and pretended it was Obama (really!), Gorillaz (read: Hotspur) released new lyrics to their song Clint Eastwood. Watch the video, and you can sing/rap the new lyrics! You’re superfly!

I ain’t Harry, I’m feeling glad
I’ve been drinking, half in the bag
I’m useless on the stage
Go ahead, make my day
I ain’t Harry, I’m feeling glad
I’ve been drinking, half in the bag
I’m useless on the stage
Go ahead, make my day
Make my day
Make my day

Yeah… Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me up on the stage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I’m showing my age
Obama couldn’t be there
Now you shouldn’t be scared
I’ll just talk to a chair
And ignore all your stares
He’s intangible
You can’t see him so I command you to
Ignoramic view
Look I’ll make it all imagineable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
Are you all confused?
Cool Hand Luke
Who you think is really sipping booze?
Picture him sitting down in this empty stool
Like you lit the fuse
You think he’s fictional
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual hero who appears to you to clearly spew
A line too crazy
Lifeless
to those the definition for what high is
Priceless
for you because I’m talking all this high shit
You like it?
Pot smoke
My whole ‘right turn, Clyde’ choke
I’m psycho for white folks
“Fuck yourself” is my one joke

I ain’t Harry, I’m feeling glad
I’ve been drinking, half in the bag
I’m useless on the stage
Go ahead, make my day
I ain’t Harry, I’m feeling glad
I’ve been drinking, half in the bag
I’m useless on the stage
Go ahead, make my day
Make my day
Make my day

Edward Hotspur

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27 thoughts on “Gorillaz New ‘Clint Eastwood’ Lyrics

  1. I had to watch this with subtitles. Everyone in the bar thought someone in the Obama Camp was trying to make him look insane. I guess 82 years of life does that.

    Nice lyrics. This song seemed to have wrote itself.

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