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A while back on Twitter, there was some kind of hashtag trend for Conservative T-shirts, and I took part by coming up with these slogans (except for the ones with an asterisk). WARNING: Half of you are going to love these. The other half…. not so much. I mean, you’ll still love them, but you won’t like them.
“We believe pulling out is for sex, not for war!”
“I can see your lack of health care from my house!”
“Pro-life – as long as you haven’t been born yet!”
“I’m not racist – some of my employees are Latino!”
“My other car is at my other house.”
“FOX and Rush Limbaugh – millions of followers; somehow not the mainstream media!”
***”I love the Duggers but despise Octomom.”
“I took the shirt off your back, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!”
***”Homosexuality is evil. I know because I watch gay porn.”
“Repeal Romneycare Now! Oops, We Mean Obamacare!”
“Pro-life, until you’re born. Pro-marriage, until we divorce. Anti-welfare, unless you’re a billionaire.”
“No, you can’t have health care! Exxon/Mobil’s got to eat too, you know!”
***”We Don’t Need No Education.”
“Our wives, ex-wives and mistresses agree: allowing gays to marry will harm the institution of marriage!”
“Vote for Mitt Romney! He can create jobs – look how many he created in China!”
“Keep the government out of our private business! Aside from gay marriage and health care, of course!”
Last but not least:
“I’m Mitt Romney, and I confused this message.”
Some of you might be wondering ‘So are you coming out with a Liberal T-Shirt Slogans post?’ Um…. sure I will.
Edward Hotspur
So when are the t-shirts being printed? I’m thinking these would be a big hit with that “oh-man-I-think-your-shirt-is-awesome” crowd. Yeah.
At a store near you?
How about AMERICANS ARE IMMIGRANTS TOO.
Maybe not so conservative, but someone in my world touched a nerve this morning and not in the good way.
Probably because those lousy immigrants always come here and take all our jobs that we don’t want to do and do them better for less money. Darn it! They all need to be shipped out of here, except the ones who take care of my house.
You must pay your help very well, because your plants are gorgeous.
Astute readers will notice I haven’t put up any plant pics in a while. Droughts and heat are no bueno.
Something something joke about planting seeds.
I’m laughing SO hard! (Blue girl in a Red state here…)
And on the other side is someone scowling and unfollowing me. Ha ha.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for yet another award that I’m sure you don’t want–The Reader Appreciation Award. If you are interested, please clicky clicky here: http://cheekydiva.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/well-ill-be-dipped-reader-appreciation-award/
Thanks!
“I took the shirt off your back, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!”
FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL thanks.
Some gooders in there.
Wow, thanks!
Commie!
Fascist!
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