I guess I’m asking this in three ways.
1) How old do you think I am in absolute terms?
2) How old do you think I seem?
3) How old would you say I was based solely on my blog, not including posts where I mention family and whatnot? In other words, just based on my random stories, romantic poetry, ridiculous poetry, and other nonsense and crap, how old would you think I was? What I mean is, in terms of age, what is a number that you would associate with the passage of earthly revolutions around the sun vis-a-vis my being alive, per se, if you’re one who walks the earth having perused this tomely bloggerel of a post repository, and have formulated an opinion thusly forthwith?
I am going to risk poisoning the well a little by guessing what some of you will say.
Nicole Marie: You’re old, dude.
GingerSnaap: You seem like you’re about 13.
Hellis: More like 12.
Sparklebumps: Um… old enough to be my dad, but a cool dad.
Sandy: Old enough?
PMAO: You’re only as old as you feel. And I’ve never felt you.
Guapo: Based on the music you listen to the most, I’d say you were 17. And Japanese. And a girl.
Hastywords: You’re an old soul, but a young outlook, and I’d follow you anywhere, unless I was busy.
Kayjai: Fuck if I know.
Bipolarmuse: I’ll answer you in a second – I’m busy at the moment kicking Life’s ass!
JulieBrowning: I hope you’re old enough to get me a drink. And what the hell – pour one for yourself!
Freechick: Hey, don’t get me involved in your little… oh, wait, this one is okay. Whew!
I won’t mangle anyone else’s impressions of me. Wait – if you have impressions of me, can you put them on YouTube? I’d like to see them. Anyway, anyone who reads this post can make a comment based on anything you see or guess or speculate about. Just write it down there. “Down there”. Heh heh.
Watch this while you think about it: