50 responses on “Warning: This Awesome Video Might Be Trying To Sell You Something”
I’ve owned easily over a hundred cars in my lifetime, and not one of them has been a minivan. I had no idea what I was missing.
A hundred cars! Man, I would have thought a mechanic type would be able to keep a car running for a long time, but…
I’ve had 10 cars. That includes the cars that my wife primarily drove.
Mechanic types tend to fix them up and sell them. I’ll never part with Frank, though.
Oh yeah, didn’t think about that. Flipping cars.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
I think I’d like you MORE when you were angry! Depending on who you were angry at.
By the way, I meant ‘flipping cars’ like ‘flipping houses’, not like ‘flipping them over’.
Oh…THAT’S what you meant.
Girly-girl shakes her empty little head.
Pissa.
Say swagger wagon five times as fast as you can…
It’s not hard.
Maybe not for you, oh nimble-tounged one.
No, for anyone. It’s not like saying “Yes, you look fat.” That’s really, really hard to say.
That is funny on so many levels.
Does your brain ever overheat?
Brain? Oh, you mean my central processing unit. No, it’s liquid cooled.
I knew it…
Ding dang cyborgs gummin’ up the works…
Does not compute.
I just need to trick you into a logic loop and all your followers will be mine.
They’d all explode too.
Ha! You just called your followers robots. How does it feel now that the shoe is on the other foot?
Just because they explode doesn’t mean they’re robots, PMAO. Robots also don’t wear shoes. Unless they’re trying to be human.
Robots don’t wear shoes? You are blowing my mind.
Boom!
Moob!
That liquid is beer.
Beer is just piss waiting to happen…
And….that’s going in my book.
Ooh… do I get credit… because I just made that up.
Absolutely, right in the credits. I’ll even let you pick a name, any name for a character and I’ll make him a random barfly who speaks that line.
Say, would I happen to appear somewhere in this book?
No, you’re in the other one I haven’t finished yet. That one’s gonna be my masterpiece, I can feel it. It’s based on the rock music era of the seventies and no, it’s not Almost Famous.
JESUS! How do you have time to write all these books? lol
Sadly, I don’t. I doubt I’ll even get to that one before 2014 according to my calendar. I’ve got over twenty ideas for books I want to write that I have planned out over years. I hope I live that long.
Oh. Well, I’m sure you’ll be a millionaire.
I wanna be on the cover of Good Housekeeping magazine, smiling next to Snooki and Sarah Palin.
Now that one I sang.
I want to be on the cover of Hotspur Magazine. On every cover.
Of course you’d be on the cover. All the pages are stuck together. Yeah, I went there.
And now I’m going to bed. Good night all.
So you already have a copy? No wonder you’re going to bed already.
I did something like that in the sci fi novel I just finsished. If friends read the early parts of it and gave me feedback, I put a character based on them in it.
So, Paris Hilton is in it?
She can’t read… get real, man.
She lip-reads.
Oh, I bet she does. But I bet she has to move her lips when she does it. Ha!
Ha ha! Ha!
That last ha was just too much.
A ha too far? An overha?
A ha too far is to comedy what the Arnhem bridge was to the Aliies in WW2.
Gross!
Unprocessed urine.
The richest kind.
a-Ha: Too Far is their latest concert album.
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Swagger Wagon!
I’ve owned easily over a hundred cars in my lifetime, and not one of them has been a minivan. I had no idea what I was missing.
A hundred cars! Man, I would have thought a mechanic type would be able to keep a car running for a long time, but…
I’ve had 10 cars. That includes the cars that my wife primarily drove.
Mechanic types tend to fix them up and sell them. I’ll never part with Frank, though.
Oh yeah, didn’t think about that. Flipping cars.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
I think I’d like you MORE when you were angry! Depending on who you were angry at.
By the way, I meant ‘flipping cars’ like ‘flipping houses’, not like ‘flipping them over’.
Oh…THAT’S what you meant.
Girly-girl shakes her empty little head.
Pissa.
Say swagger wagon five times as fast as you can…
It’s not hard.
Maybe not for you, oh nimble-tounged one.
No, for anyone. It’s not like saying “Yes, you look fat.” That’s really, really hard to say.
That is funny on so many levels.
Does your brain ever overheat?
Brain? Oh, you mean my central processing unit. No, it’s liquid cooled.
I knew it…
Ding dang cyborgs gummin’ up the works…
Does not compute.
I just need to trick you into a logic loop and all your followers will be mine.
They’d all explode too.
Ha! You just called your followers robots. How does it feel now that the shoe is on the other foot?
Just because they explode doesn’t mean they’re robots, PMAO. Robots also don’t wear shoes. Unless they’re trying to be human.
Robots don’t wear shoes? You are blowing my mind.
Boom!
Moob!
That liquid is beer.
Beer is just piss waiting to happen…
And….that’s going in my book.
Ooh… do I get credit… because I just made that up.
Absolutely, right in the credits. I’ll even let you pick a name, any name for a character and I’ll make him a random barfly who speaks that line.
Say, would I happen to appear somewhere in this book?
No, you’re in the other one I haven’t finished yet. That one’s gonna be my masterpiece, I can feel it. It’s based on the rock music era of the seventies and no, it’s not Almost Famous.
JESUS! How do you have time to write all these books? lol
Sadly, I don’t. I doubt I’ll even get to that one before 2014 according to my calendar. I’ve got over twenty ideas for books I want to write that I have planned out over years. I hope I live that long.
Oh. Well, I’m sure you’ll be a millionaire.
I wanna be on the cover of Good Housekeeping magazine, smiling next to Snooki and Sarah Palin.
Now that one I sang.
I want to be on the cover of Hotspur Magazine. On every cover.
Of course you’d be on the cover. All the pages are stuck together. Yeah, I went there.
And now I’m going to bed. Good night all.
So you already have a copy? No wonder you’re going to bed already.
I did something like that in the sci fi novel I just finsished. If friends read the early parts of it and gave me feedback, I put a character based on them in it.
So, Paris Hilton is in it?
She can’t read… get real, man.
She lip-reads.
Oh, I bet she does. But I bet she has to move her lips when she does it. Ha!
Ha ha! Ha!
That last ha was just too much.
A ha too far? An overha?
A ha too far is to comedy what the Arnhem bridge was to the Aliies in WW2.
Gross!
Unprocessed urine.
The richest kind.
a-Ha: Too Far is their latest concert album.