This is something that starts with J and ends with Z and has 4 letters. So it’s something like J_ _ Z. Ladies are familiar with this. Many ladies have had this blasted in their faces. This is associated with God, or at least, another name for God. This is also associated with something having some kind of ring on it!
There are tons of videos of this all over the internet. This makes an appearance in several music videos also, though sometimes hidden. Once this gets older, this comes out less and less. Eventually, this may not come out at all, though this will probably still be popular. This might have been in jail, but then again, this might not. This has been known to appear on stage in several venues, with very little controversy, aside from some of the members of Oasis.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, I’m talking about….
Jay-Z! What did you think I meant?
Here’s a sample of Jay-Z for you to swallow!
Edward Hotspur
I thought you meant Jazz.
I’m sure you did. No, really. I’m sure of it. I know it, because I believe in you, Hellis.
I believe in you.
Jazz hands.
Jazzed in my pants. Wow…that’s the best I can do. I’m going to bed.
Bed? It’s only 10! Good lord, you’re old! Grandma!
Wait….it’s 10? I’ve got to… never mind.
I’m glad people are visiting my blog. I was starting to wonder if my medium-oric rise to the middle had reached an end.
I think it’s a summer thing. I’m hearing all over that peoples numbers are way down.
Unless they’re all just humoring me…
You still get 50 comments on your posts. I only get that when a horny blogger flash mobs me, or I piss off some old ladies. (hee hee)
Well, yeah, but half my comments are a chain of replies of words meaning very very small…
Guapo’s junk.
That’s two words.
And it isn’t junk – it’s like precious metal. The less there is, the more valuable it is.
By that standard, yours is very valuable, indeed.
And there is not only no rule about how many words, but this is my blog. There’s a two drink minimum.
Hmm…what if I get drunk on words?
Yeah, sorry, that sound too hippie to me, too.
Getting drunk on words is MUCH better than getting hooked on phonics.
Or getting rock ‘em sock ‘em-ed by robots.
Or getting punched by Judy
You are mean.
Average?
What else could it have been?…..
Great song!
Jozz?
I thought you were referring to subway lines here in NY.
Though not that many women get that on their faces…
He got his name, in part, from those.
OH, Jay-Z! Ohhhhh… I thought you meant jAzz!
Of course. Yes. I’m glad everyone found an out from what they were ACTUALLY thinking
And by the way, how the hell are you? I’ve missed your blog, well, until the other day when you posted something.
I’m still extremely busy. But I was itching to post something so I skipped out on a paper to update the good ol blog! It’s nice to see you’re still as raunchy as ever. How are things with you?
I’ve been good. What do you mean, ‘raunchy’? I run a family blog over here. It’s as pure as the driven snow! You know, snow that’s been driven on….
LOL, I thought it was Jazz as well…
Yes. Sigh. lol
You reel me in like a fish every single time. But I still bite the stupid bait. You are a master baiter. And I know, deep down, that you enjoy when that hook snags my upper lip, you happy hooker, you.
I get it. You’re saying I touch myself and sell my body for money. Good one. ha ha.
Ah… from sarcasm to belittleling in one fell swoop.
No… Look, PMAO, I’ve noticed you seem to be feeling a little down lately. You could use a nice BJ.
Oh… great… that time my computer decides it can open a video, and that is what I get? I am just glad the sound didn’t work.
You’re going to shock the monkey.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
If you shock the monkey you can’t have any kids.
Too late. And I believe I can discredit that theory.
If you SOLELY…..
Oh, I get it… unless I don’t and just think I do.
If you get it, there’s no need to shock your….
Okay… I did get it then… which is funny on more than one level… sigh.
Olympic-sized
Well, I don’t like to brag, but…
Yes you do.
Okay… that was a fair point… but I just have so much to brag about…
Yes, you do.