I hit 100k views today. Yippee, or something. I celebrated 10k more than this. But maybe something should be done, so I’ll post some of my usual shit. Here’s some fucking glitter:
Fireworks:
Naked chicks:
Something cool and Japanese:
And something stupid and controversial:
So there you go, hope you’re happy, and I’ll finish up with some typos and ramblings just two clothes et out. Jump a rope with fur! Have a title bout with zucchini and squash, and then tennis the paddle up the river!
I like cake. I put a lot of noneffort into this post, so I’d appreciate it if you didn’t care. Leave a comment below!
The end!
Edward Hotspur
couldny give a damn…………thats why i bothered to comment…….
does this make me no 100001?…………much more distinguished than mere 100000 dont you think?…….
I can feel the love – mild like – acknowledgement
you are welcome…one hundred thousand times………..
do you realize that i am now the first citizen of tedwards 100 and 1st millenium…………wow.
You are like a god! Oh, wait…..
you are starting to sound like an empire………
I’ve quite often been called a dictator. At least, that’s what it sounded like.
and i see from your new header pic that your actually getting prettier…………
Yeah, if I posted a pic of those same plants right now, there would be a whole lot of green and brown, and no other colors.
I love cake. Cake cake cake cake.
The average annual rainfall of Sweden is none of my business.
And if you couple that with the average length of a female dogs orgasm, you get nothing.
but if it was raining during the orgasm you would get…well…..wet……..
If there’s an orgasm, somebody’s probably already wet.
You don’t have to hold back. You can say ‘bitch’ on this blog.
Wait… you timed some bitch’s orgasm? That’s a smorgasbord of strange.
And now you understand me.
I can’t ununderstand you.
I’m mildly amused and superficially gleeful…in other words, my normal everyday boring self. Congrats and all that. Yeah.
Whatever! I probably mean that.
Wait. You mean there are stats available?
No. I’m totally guessing!
Actually, there are more stats than an episode of ER.
Happy 100,000! I remember we hit 10K right around the same time. I guess I better finish my writing project and get back to blogging so I can catch up!
I need to get off this fucking blog and write some books or something so I can catch up with YOU, is what is the thing that is what is should be the thing.
Also, long time no see! You should go read my last HCG post so you can jump on the Ed-bashing bandwagon! It’s fun for the whole female portion of the family! Now with Xylitol!
Ed-bashing? No way….
I’m heading there now.
Why did that sound like “Ed-bashing! Oh boy! Save some of that for me!”? lol
Nope. Not at all.
How can you tell what the glitter is doing?
Well, it’s glitter. Its glittering. Its job is to glitter. I didn’t say it was doing a good job.
You said it was fucking.
Once again the comment section of your post is where all the action is. But still, you are like an institution or something. You are huge. You are world wide. You are not nearly happy enough at being as famous as you are.
I’m not famous. Look at The Idiot Speaketh. He’s famous. Over 2 million views
That is like twice as many as you… wow.
i wondering wether that make him a better speaker or a bigger idiot?…………lol
Why not both?
indeed…………..
Something stupid and controversial… you coulda just posted a pic of me.
You are not stupid. And you’re controversial, but in a good way.