I be posting this because it’s a birthday of a long time blogger friend, or frogger blend, though it’s not actually her actual day of actual birth, because you can only have one of those, so technically, and possibly techno-ly if you’re reading this in a discotheque, it’s not her birthday, but rather, but not Dan Rather, it’s the anniversary of the day of her birth, sort of like Xmas, which is short for Christmas, which is now ruined, not Christmas itself, or Xmas, but being short for it, though I imagine if I spent a lot of money I could still be short for it, though I would upset a lot of people, and upsetting people is not what you want to do on the anniversary of anyone’s birth, much less theirs, but from what I understand, she, that is to say, Sandy, of SandyLikeABeach, the girl, or woman, gal, chick, lady or babe in question, whose birth anniversary it is, which is the point of this post, by the way – well, from what I understand, she is short at everyone’s birth anniversary, but not necessarily financially, though she could be, but rather, but not Dan Rather, she is physically short on those occasions, which reminds me of that piece of furniture called an ‘occasional table’, because it begs the question:
If it’s an occasional table, what is it the rest of the time?
So some of us, 5 to be precise, took the letters in her name and ran with them. My letter is ‘D’. Right off the bat, no, I’m not doing anything on diarrhea, dildos or dysentery. I suspect most of you won’t be either, other than the dildos.
D – Batteries, boobs
DD – Boobs, sure, but also….
Duran Duran – Yeah, those guys
Ding Dongs – What you’d have to eat several of to get enough energy to keep up with her.
Diet – Something she doesn’t need.
Door – Morrison? Into Summer? Behind The Green? Lots of choices.
Decaf – Possibly what she should switch to.
Dictionary – What you need to read one of her posts.
Diva – Yeah, she’s one of those.
Dynamite – Comes in small packages!
Desirable – Hint: She’s surrounded by younger…
Dudes – Lots of them.
Delicious – When she cooks something, it’s delicious. Whatever she’s got cooking.
Dog – I have no idea if she has one of these, but she might like the style.
Diestrus – I’m pretty sure that after that initial one, she’s not gone through one of these since.
Dijon – Sounds like something she would use.
Decanter – Also something she would use.
So anyway, happy anniversary of the day of your birth, Sandy, and I hope you have a good one! It’s not every day you turn 29.
Now Here’s Hellis, with ‘Y”.