This - oh man - is a song sort of 'commissioned' by Hellis and Frederique in the comments of this post over at Life In The Farce Lane (Fred, or Frederique, being my nickname for the writer of that blog). This is literally the worst song ever written. Rebecca Black would turn this song down. Do not read this song. If you experience dizziness or nausea after reading this song, I'm not surprised.
Hey, remember this?