Sparklebumps: How do you figure?
Like this:
This 
plus this 
plus this 
plus this 
plus this 
plus this 
plus this 
plus this 
plus this 
plus all this 
and a pinch of this 
equals Sparklebumps.
Got it?
Edward Hotspur
Edward Hotspur
Hey, I'm up here
Yay Boobies! I swear I’ve heard that somewhere before…
Everywhere you go?
Precisely….
I think you figured her correctly. She is one of a stupendously sparkly kind!
I agree!
You should really be in advertising.
I desperately want you to do me… (that’s do ME, not DO me)…
But I am sort of afraid of what that would turn out like…
sigh…
You say a nail, I say anal.
Where is the cornstarch? Can I replace it with boobs?
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LOL
YAY!!!!!!!!!! It’s beautiful! Incidentally, I happen to own two of the three outfits pictured. However, I would like to state that my cleavage actually looks much better than that girl’s up there does.
I do seem to sense a theme here though. You act as if I ooze sex or something….
Out of every porn…. er, pore.
HAHA. Very funny.
Did you steal that fourth picture down from my Facebook page? I’m flattered!
What, the boobs?
1…2…3………yes!
Not that I’ve looked or anything, but are you sure those are yours? I think yours are much much much bigger than that. Like G cups. Right?
On second thought maybe you’re right. J cups.
And getting bigger by the minute.
You know that’s your nickname from now on, right? What’s new, J Cups, whoa whoa whoa, what’s new, J Cups? Jay-Cizzy with the big tizzy?
Why am I okay with this?
Cause you’re J-Cups.
Yup.
You have blue tights, red boots and underwear, and a huge J on your chest. Two of them, actually.
Hahahahahaha
I love beating dead horses into the ground.
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