Green Lantern Is Gay

That’s right, DC Comics announced that Green Lantern is gay. So when they made that movie, instead of Ryan Reynolds, they should have had Neil Patrick Harris.

Just kidding! There are two Green Lanterns, Hal Jordan and Alan Scott. Alan Scott is the original, and Hal Jordan is the second one. Why they (the moviemakers) chose them that way, I don’t know, but they did. So the Hal Jordan Green Lantern is still straight, as is Ryan Reynolds.

The more you know!

Edward Hotspur

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7 responses on “Green Lantern Is Gay

  1. Thanks for clearing that up. I heard Green Lantern was dating Tinky Winky, or whichever Telletubby is gay. And they are going to adopt Barney, the gay purple dinosaur.

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