The Philosophizer: Planets and People
Where are you if you drop your waffle at the beach? Sandy Eggo. What is going on out there? Specifically in the world of invention, creation (not procreation you sickos), […]
Monthly Archives: May 2012
Do Not Read This! You Have Been Warned
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Granite Countertop, Private Investigator in: Insexion
The city. Specifically, the dark and seedy part of the city. In fact, if you went to the dark and seedy part of the city, it would be the dark […]
A Modest Proposal
I have a heart, and I am sentimental. This was my marriage proposal! Not really. Mine was in a car in the parking lot of my wife’s apartment. I met […]
Lock The Gasbox!
Sherie no lock it! Lock the gasbox! Lock the gasbox! She thinks it’s not closer! Some of this will look awfully familiar to you. I think it’s Edward Motherfucking Hotspur, […]
Shiki
Kagrra – Shiki, from their last album Hyakki Kenran. Beautiful song. There’s even a koto. The kanji, romaji and English are all in the video itself. Kanji is the Japanese […]
Why Did You… Ugh… Moron
Why did you do that? Huh? Were you going for Stupid Move of the Year 2012? Or of the whole decade? I can’t believe you didn’t see that coming. What […]
The N Word, Spam And You
No, not THAT N Word. I’m talking about Nigeria. I got this insidious spam in my box: Dear Friend. Greetings to you and your family, I am the manager of […]
Happy?
Edward Hotspur
Drained
I haven’t felt much like writing today. So I leave you with this: When is the sand of one ham cracking? Wait, that’s not it… Water’s the song of won […]
Scenes From A Rooftop: Lots Of Caulk
Chimneys. Wow. I spent about 6 hours yesterday on my roof doing an incredibad job on my chimney, capped off (ha ha) with putting chimney caps on that didn’t fit. […]
Robin Gibb, RIPBG
I’m going to skip my usual jokes this time in light of this tragedy. I started a joke, but I didn’t finish it. I wish all the Bee Gees were […]
