Welcome to Post Wars! This is fight to the death, or something, between two posts that are identical in every way except their titles and tags. Like two Honda Civics. That means that every so often, I’ll post two topical things just to see which one gets more hits that day, or week if necessary. The winner of that day will live on to the next topical thing. In the coming weeks, this will be things like Valentine’s Day, Cinco de Mayo, April Fool’s Day, March Madness, St. Patrick’s Day, Unicorn Pissing Rainbow, Lena Infected Rain, etc. – and those are just the known ones! This doesn’t include sudden emergency events or other things that may pop up. It will be a one-day contest, unless I deem it a Nuclear War, in which case it will be for a week. The next time this happens is expected to be during March Madness.
You can feel free to suggest battle topics, and we’ll see what wins! For the first one, on the Monday after the Super Bowl, I went with:
The result will be posted in the Post Wars tab at the top menu bar! Stay tuned for the next Post War! I won’t have this kind of announcement in the future because it defeats the purpose! You know what I mean!
Update: This one is pretty close now, folks! It’s going to come down to the wire. Lesbian Porn jumped on top early, but the Giants have come from behind and are looking for an opening to score and get ahead!