Welcome to Post Wars! This is fight to the death, or something, between two posts that are identical in every way except their titles and tags. Like two Honda Civics. That means that every so often, I’ll post two topical things just to see which one gets more hits that day, or week if necessary. The winner of that day will live on to the next topical thing. In the coming weeks, this will be things like Valentine’s Day, Cinco de Mayo, April Fool’s Day, March Madness, St. Patrick’s Day, Unicorn Pissing Rainbow, Lena Infected Rain, etc. – and those are just the known ones! This doesn’t include sudden emergency events or other things that may pop up. It will be a one-day contest, unless I deem it a Nuclear War, in which case it will be for a week. The next time this happens is expected to be during March Madness.
You can feel free to suggest battle topics, and we’ll see what wins! For the first one, on the Monday after the Super Bowl, I went with:
Lesbian Porn vs. New York Giants Super Bowl Champions
The result will be posted in the Post Wars tab at the top menu bar! Stay tuned for the next Post War! I won’t have this kind of announcement in the future because it defeats the purpose! You know what I mean!
Update: This one is pretty close now, folks! It’s going to come down to the wire. Lesbian Porn jumped on top early, but the Giants have come from behind and are looking for an opening to score and get ahead!
Edward Hotspur
Best. Idea. Ever.
I’m not sure. We’ll see!
You know you are going to have to do one between Jesus and the Easter Bunny, right?
I know, I know, I’m going to hell.
In an Easter basket!
Dude, you are out of control.
Really like that about you!
They will not control us
We will be victorious
Wow, I have to choose between my 2 most favouritist topics. Great plan.
Football and sex? Or Giants and lesbians?
OMG I JUST GOT AN IDEA! I’ll do the same thing, only I’ll put Giant Lesbians and New York Porn!
Brilliant, I claim muse rights to that one.
“I wonder what Zeus’s daughters are doing?” Tom mused.
Giant lesbians?
As in “Ellen and Portia are giant lesbians.”
Edward you’re so evil. Love that about you.
Evil? I’m not evil, I’m just good in reverse.
Hi,
This will turn out very interesting I think.
Each is interesting in its own way. The Super Bowl is over, while porn is never over.
Actually, those two posts are quite different. The one on the left has a furry nutsac while the one on the right has some sort of blister. It might be a scab. Either way, very, very different.
And both interesting.
Whoa.
You’re a nut, Edward! But edible
And you can’t eat just one!
New Porn Giant or Lesbians of York – I dunno – just a brain fart
Peace
but good idea! Yeah I like you but I can’t clearly definitively say why just yet. Not in 3 words or less anyways…..
Don’t try to explain it. That warm relaxing breeze you feel on a nice summer day? It’s caused by differences in air pressure between two locations equalizing themselves out. How romantic and zen, right? Some things don’t need explanations.
ohmmmmm*hck chfk* mmmmmmmmmmm
that will work
That’s what I was thinking.
I’m easily confused and prone to wandering so I have no idea what it is you are doing here, but I support Giant Lesbian Porn in New York 100%. There. I feel better now.
I’m gathering the sheaves of lenticularism.