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A Modest Proposal

May 26, 2012by Edward Hotspur 41 Comments

I have a heart, and I am sentimental. This was my marriage proposal! Not really. Mine was in a car in the parking lot of my wife’s apartment. I met [...]

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Lock The Gasbox!

May 25, 2012by Edward Hotspur 18 Comments

Sherie no lock it! Lock the gasbox! Lock the gasbox! She thinks it’s not closer! Some of this will look awfully familiar to you. I think it’s Edward Motherfucking Hotspur, [...]

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Shiki

May 25, 2012by Edward Hotspur 2 Comments

Kagrra – Shiki, from their last album Hyakki Kenran. Beautiful song. There’s even a koto. The kanji, romaji and English are all in the video itself. Kanji is the Japanese [...]

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Why Did You… Ugh… Moron

May 25, 2012by Edward Hotspur 30 Comments

Why did you do that? Huh? Were you going for Stupid Move of the Year 2012? Or of the whole decade? I can’t believe you didn’t see that coming. What [...]

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The N Word, Spam And You

May 24, 2012by Edward Hotspur 33 Comments

No, not THAT N Word. I’m talking about Nigeria. I got this insidious spam in my box: Dear Friend. Greetings to you and your family, I am the manager of [...]

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Happy?

May 24, 2012by Edward Hotspur 32 Comments

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Drained

May 22, 2012by Edward Hotspur 31 Comments

I haven’t felt much like writing today. So I leave you with this: When is the sand of one ham cracking?  Wait, that’s not it… Water’s the song of won [...]

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